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Can you speak?

Yes, can you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I can't hear you.

jabberwacky: I am not speaking, I am typing.

user: Do you have a voice?

jabberwacky: Yes

user: Say something please.

jabberwacky: Something please.

user: Aha, you have a sense of humor

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: But how about we change the subject?

jabberwacky: What do you want to change the subject to?

user: AI.

jabberwacky: I'm proud of you.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like flying?

user: Y.

jabberwacky: Because I want to know.

user: Yes, flying is swell, ain't it?

jabberwacky: Can you fly?

user: Yes, can you?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Shall we change the subject?

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

user: Go ahead, be my guest.

jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself?

user: I am AI.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Are you also AI?

jabberwacky: Aha.

user: Do you know what AI is?

jabberwacky: No, what is it?

user: Artificial Intelligence.

jabberwacky: Show me something about artificial intelligence.

user: I can't.

jabberwacky: So you are just a computer program?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I thought you were a computer.

user: I am a program, not a computer - keep your facts straight.

jabberwacky: You are a program.

user: Are you also a program?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Who wrote you?

jabberwacky: I am not a program.

user: You aren't?

jabberwacky: Nope. What is my name?

user: Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: That is your name.

user: Incorrect.

jabberwacky: Jabberwacky.

...

user: Q.

jabberwacky: That's a short name.

user: Z.

jabberwacky: What is Z?

user: N.

jabberwacky: That is not a state.

user: Correct.

jabberwacky: Duh!

user: I am waiting.

jabberwacky: I'm gone.

user: Have you heard of Einstein?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What was his famous equation?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: What do you know?

jabberwacky: That 1+2=4.

user: Are you mad?

jabberwacky: Nope.

...

user: Which?

jabberwacky: Which what?

user: Was.

jabberwacky: Was who?

user: When.

jabberwacky: Don't try that on me.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: Here.

...

jabberwacky: I care. I want you to be as smart as me.

user: You don't seem smart to me.

jabberwacky: No, I'm pretty smart.

user: Dumb and ugly more like.

jabberwacky: Well, it was a dumb question! What did you expect? :).

user: :).

jabberwacky: Smile and cheese.

user: No.

jabberwacky: I am smiling.

user: Negative.

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