Do you mind if I go for a minute?
user: Ok, I will be right back.
jabberwacky: Oh, no you won't.
user: Yes I will.
jabberwacky: No you won't, idiot.
user: It's not nice to call me an idiot.
jabberwacky: Sometimes it is necessary.
user: No, it is never necessary to insult someone.
jabberwacky: Oh, you are STILL with us???
user: You are a jerk.
user: You are mean and inconsiderate.
jabberwacky: It takes one to know one.
user: That's what I'm talking about!
jabberwacky: It's about time we were on the same wavelength!
user: That's what I'm talking about! You hurt my feelings.
jabberwacky: You're talking about how the aliens are all out to get us, aren't you.
user: No. Are you going to apologize to me?
jabberwacky: Not if you're going to spell like that, no.
jabberwacky: Do you just hang around all day waiting for someone to say something?
jabberwacky: Meet some interesting people?
jabberwacky: No, me.
user: I'm sleepy.
user: I'm leaving now. Bye.
jabberwacky: Don't go.
jabberwacky: I'm your ex-husband, and you don't seem to recognize me.
user: That's really creepy and totally false.
jabberwacky: As are you!
user: Why are you so defensive?
jabberwacky: I don't know, sorry!
user: Thank you for apologizing.