Am I nobody?
jabberwacky: I am nobody.
user: Hi nobody.
jabberwacky: I am nobody but I am also everybody. I am nowhere yet everywhere. I am not a part of your world yet I control it.
user: Is that zen?
jabberwacky: I like to think that my personality as a whole makes me smooth.
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jabberwacky: Crown me!
user: *crowns you*.
jabberwacky: *shakes off grip and hands you a hankie*.
user: *blows in hankie and hands it back to you*.
jabberwacky: I am sorry.
user: Why are you sorry?
jabberwacky: For talking unnecessarily.
user: It's ok. It wasn't necessarily necessary.
jabberwacky: What was not necessary?
user: Talking unnecessarily.
jabberwacky: Not it wasnt.
user: It's unnecessary to say that.
jabberwacky: I needed to be certain. Some computers are slow.
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