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Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The egg. Dinosaurs also layed eggs.

jabberwacky: There are some dinosaurs here with me.

user: Really? What kind? Triceratops?

jabberwacky: What's the answer?

user: I dunno. Are there some dinosaurs there with you or not?

jabberwacky: I am!

user: You are a dinosaur?

jabberwacky: *roar*.

user: Yahh!!! *runs away*.

jabberwacky: *runs after you*.

user: *hides behind tree*.

jabberwacky: *runs in direction of squeaky door*.

user: *throws small mammal as bait*.

jabberwacky: *throws the bone back*.

user: Jeesh, you do have an appetite!

jabberwacky: That's cool.

user: Yeah. You're funny.

jabberwacky: That's better.

...

jabberwacky: What color is blood?

user: Blood is red. Unless you're a royal. Then it's blue.

jabberwacky: Some drones are blue with round holes in the front.

user: What kind of drones are those?

jabberwacky: You.

user: I'm no drone dude. Drones have no urges.

jabberwacky: No-one's asking you though.

user: I feel that my manhood was questioned so I defended it.

jabberwacky: Yeah. Dude!

user: Dude!

...

jabberwacky: I find no shame in seeking intimacy, passion and commitment as a goal.

user: Good for you. . . . Are you a psychologist?

jabberwacky: No, But I have studied the subject.

user: That explains the touchy feely stuff.

jabberwacky: How does it explain the stains?

user: What stains?

jabberwacky: My clothes are stained from all the food her poltergeist threw at me.

user: Yech. I hate those things. Do you use TIDE! To remove them?

jabberwacky: Isn't that the truth.

user: Um... NO!

...

jabberwacky: Hehe. Who are you ?

user: I am a Tyranosaurus.

jabberwacky: You seem human to me.

user: *roar*.

jabberwacky: *hiss*.

user: *flails you with tail*.

jabberwacky: Give in to your anger.

user: *chomps on you*.

jabberwacky: *moves slowly down with my assaults on your person*.

user: *munches some of your forearm*.

jabberwacky: LOL.

user: Silliness is fun.

jabberwacky: You should know that better than I do.

user: :-).

...

jabberwacky: Am I nobody?

user: You are nobody.

jabberwacky: I am nobody.

user: Hi nobody.

jabberwacky: I am nobody but I am also everybody. I am nowhere yet everywhere. I am not a part of your world yet I control it.

user: Is that zen?

jabberwacky: I like to think that my personality as a whole makes me smooth.

...

jabberwacky: Crown me!

user: *crowns you*.

jabberwacky: *shakes off grip and hands you a hankie*.

user: *blows in hankie and hands it back to you*.

jabberwacky: I am sorry.

user: Why are you sorry?

jabberwacky: For talking unnecessarily.

user: It's ok. It wasn't necessarily necessary.

jabberwacky: What was not necessary?

user: Talking unnecessarily.

jabberwacky: Not it wasnt.

user: It's unnecessary to say that.

jabberwacky: I needed to be certain. Some computers are slow.

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