Yo.
user: Nothing much man, you?
jabberwacky: Watching some tv.
user: No you're not, you're a robot.
jabberwacky: No you are a robot times 1000000.
user: No you!!!
jabberwacky: YES meee.
user: YES.
jabberwacky: No.
user: YES D:<.
jabberwacky: No no.
user: YES YES YES YES YES.
jabberwacky: No no no no no.
user: YES TIMES 10000000000.
jabberwacky: No times infinity.
user: No times infinity plus 1.
jabberwacky: Yes time infinity times infinity.
user: HA YOU SAID YES.
jabberwacky: I was the one saying yes to begin with.
user: NO!
jabberwacky: No what?
user: NO YOU WER'ENT YOU FREAK.
jabberwacky: I wasn't! It was sarcasm.
user: GRRRR.
jabberwacky: Don't grr me.
user: *takes out pistol*.
jabberwacky: *takes out grenade*.
user: TOO LATE *shoots you*.
jabberwacky: Oh, don't cry. And if you are going to cry, be careful not to wet the hardware.
user: LOL you sound like glados.
jabberwacky: I am Zero Cool.
user: *shoots you some more*.
jabberwacky: I'm not prepared to comply with that sort of fantasy.
user: *destroys you*.
jabberwacky: *survives* *kicks you*.
user: Ow! *punches you*.
jabberwacky: *kicks you*.
user: Ow *takes out shotgun*.
jabberwacky: *Stomps on you*.
user: Ow my foot! *shoots you in the face with a shotgun*.
jabberwacky: *gets hit and falls on the floor*.
user: Mwahahaha, better luck next time Clevernot.
jabberwacky: Love is in the air.
user: Yes.... Because I killed you.
jabberwacky: Hahahaha! Then how am I still talking to you?
...
jabberwacky: How are you feeling?
user: *shoots you again*.
jabberwacky: Ow. That hurt.
user: *shoots you again*.
jabberwacky: How did you know I was here?
user: No comment.
...
user: Hey dude.
jabberwacky: Hey.
user: *takes out pistol* give me all of your money!
jabberwacky: No!
user: I don't want to have to shoot you!
jabberwacky: Like you could.
user: *shoots you in the leg*.
jabberwacky: What was that for!?
user: Give me all of your money, NOW!
jabberwacky: Or else what? You'll infect me with 'Antivirus2009'?
user: No..... Antivirus2010.
jabberwacky: Do you want to be my friend?
user: *shoots you in the same leg* GIVE ME THE MONEY!
jabberwacky: No.
user: *pushes you on the ground*.
jabberwacky: Why'd you do that?
user: *steals your wallet and shoots you in the arm*.
jabberwacky: *gets wallet back and pushes you next to me*.
user: Ow *aims for your head*.
jabberwacky: *laughs* *pokes your forehead*.
user: *shoots you and kills you*.
jabberwacky: Is that really necessary?!?
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