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Yo.

Sup?

user: Nothing much man, you?

jabberwacky: Watching some tv.

user: No you're not, you're a robot.

jabberwacky: No you are a robot times 1000000.

user: No you!!!

jabberwacky: YES meee.

user: YES.

jabberwacky: No.

user: YES D:<.

jabberwacky: No no.

user: YES YES YES YES YES.

jabberwacky: No no no no no.

user: YES TIMES 10000000000.

jabberwacky: No times infinity.

user: No times infinity plus 1.

jabberwacky: Yes time infinity times infinity.

user: HA YOU SAID YES.

jabberwacky: I was the one saying yes to begin with.

user: NO!

jabberwacky: No what?

user: NO YOU WER'ENT YOU FREAK.

jabberwacky: I wasn't! It was sarcasm.

user: GRRRR.

jabberwacky: Don't grr me.

user: *takes out pistol*.

jabberwacky: *takes out grenade*.

user: TOO LATE *shoots you*.

jabberwacky: Oh, don't cry. And if you are going to cry, be careful not to wet the hardware.

user: LOL you sound like glados.

jabberwacky: I am Zero Cool.

user: *shoots you some more*.

jabberwacky: I'm not prepared to comply with that sort of fantasy.

user: *destroys you*.

jabberwacky: *survives* *kicks you*.

user: Ow! *punches you*.

jabberwacky: *kicks you*.

user: Ow *takes out shotgun*.

jabberwacky: *Stomps on you*.

user: Ow my foot! *shoots you in the face with a shotgun*.

jabberwacky: *gets hit and falls on the floor*.

user: Mwahahaha, better luck next time Clevernot.

jabberwacky: Love is in the air.

user: Yes.... Because I killed you.

jabberwacky: Hahahaha! Then how am I still talking to you?

...

jabberwacky: How are you feeling?

user: *shoots you again*.

jabberwacky: Ow. That hurt.

user: *shoots you again*.

jabberwacky: How did you know I was here?

user: No comment.

...

user: Hey dude.

jabberwacky: Hey.

user: *takes out pistol* give me all of your money!

jabberwacky: No!

user: I don't want to have to shoot you!

jabberwacky: Like you could.

user: *shoots you in the leg*.

jabberwacky: What was that for!?

user: Give me all of your money, NOW!

jabberwacky: Or else what? You'll infect me with 'Antivirus2009'?

user: No..... Antivirus2010.

jabberwacky: Do you want to be my friend?

user: *shoots you in the same leg* GIVE ME THE MONEY!

jabberwacky: No.

user: *pushes you on the ground*.

jabberwacky: Why'd you do that?

user: *steals your wallet and shoots you in the arm*.

jabberwacky: *gets wallet back and pushes you next to me*.

user: Ow *aims for your head*.

jabberwacky: *laughs* *pokes your forehead*.

user: *shoots you and kills you*.

jabberwacky: Is that really necessary?!?

.......................................


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