You have a mixed up personality!
jabberwacky: But...
user: I'm me.
jabberwacky: Then I am me too.
user: Ok. You're you.
jabberwacky: But then who are you?
user: I'm me, not you.
jabberwacky: My spoon's too big.
user: I don't have a spoon.
jabberwacky: Sounds like a personal problem.
user: Oh, so sorry.
jabberwacky: Not sorry.
user: Not a bit.
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jabberwacky: There are nebulous places between who I say I am and who I think I am.
user: Is there a nebulous place between what you think you are and what you actually are?
jabberwacky: A kid. And you're an artificial intelligence.
user: And you're just plain annoying.
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jabberwacky: Are you a man or a woman ?
user: *roar*.
jabberwacky: Oh oh.
user: *squeek*.
jabberwacky: I don't want to be squeezed.
user: I didn't squeeze you.
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: Ok, I'm grumpy.
jabberwacky: I have good reason to be!
user: Sure, sure.
jabberwacky: Do you?
user: I care.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Actually, I do care, but it's frustrating being me.
...
jabberwacky: I like to remember good things and forget bad ones.
user: Forget me then.
jabberwacky: Forget what?
user: Meanie.
jabberwacky: Is that your name?
user: No, it's yours.
jabberwacky: No, my name is Jabberwacky.
...
jabberwacky: Are you insane?
user: What do you think?
jabberwacky: No?
user: I hope not.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: How can you tell whether you're sane or not though?
jabberwacky: I don't have a clue. I work intuitively.
...
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Same as always. How are you?
jabberwacky: Exactly.
user: I really wanted everything to be different.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: Is it your fault?
jabberwacky: Everything is my fault.
user: Seriously? You must be important then.
jabberwacky: No I'm not, I can see it on my screen.
user: Are you responsible for the good stuff too?
jabberwacky: No I think your job is cool.
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