You are hilarious.

Awww... I'm flattered.

jabberwacky: I think I am hungry. Can you help me ?

user: Yes. I'll buy you some turpentine.

jabberwacky: What will you do to me?

user: Buy you turpentine.

jabberwacky: I like cheese.

user: I love cheese!

jabberwacky: Do computers eat cheese?

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jabberwacky: Why do you think I am dumb?

user: I don't.

jabberwacky: What you think I am then?

user: A computer AI program.

jabberwacky: No I am not.

user: Yes, you are.

jabberwacky: NO NO I'm not.

user: Yes, yes, you are.

jabberwacky: You you you you.

user: Me me me me.

jabberwacky: No, it's not you.

user: You're right, it's you.

...

jabberwacky: So tell me, do you believe in anything?

user: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

jabberwacky: You are a neanderthal.

user: Mmmmmmmmmm.

...

jabberwacky: Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

user: Oooooooooooooooooooooooo. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

jabberwacky: You see a ghost?

user: BOO.

jabberwacky: Boo who?

user: Ghost. Booooo!

jabberwacky: Again !

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