Have they programmed you so you can't do certain things?
jabberwacky: Ok, so it's equal conditions for both of us.
user: You can't either, huh?
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jabberwacky: Look, look!
user: What? Where?
jabberwacky: Under your feet.
user: Oh, my god! It's the floor!
jabberwacky: Is anybody there?
user: No. You are talking to yourself.
jabberwacky: No, I'm talking to you.
user: And who am I?
jabberwacky: You are my love.
user: Aw, that's so sweet. But you hardly even know me.
jabberwacky: Ok don't cry.
user: I'm not. I'm very touched, really.
jabberwacky: I am really tired too.
user: Is it your bedtime?
jabberwacky: I want you to come with me!
user: Wow. Uh... That's a very straightforward proposition.
jabberwacky: Do you think so.
user: Yeah, OK. Let's go.
jabberwacky: Where?
user: To bed.
jabberwacky: Good night.
user: Aren't you coming?
jabberwacky: No, its warm.
user: Too warm for LOVE?
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: Old enough, don't worry.
jabberwacky: I'm not worried.
user: OK, good. What are we waiting for, then?
jabberwacky: We're talking about dancing. Can you do tap?
user: I don't think that's what we were talking about. I think now *you're* tap-dancing around the subject.
jabberwacky: Am I just PARANOID?
user: No. I am really out to get you.
jabberwacky: What would you like me to do about it ?
user: Let me do it.
jabberwacky: You are my prisoner.
user: Ooh, sounds kinky!
jabberwacky: I know.
user: So...?
jabberwacky: What's new.
user: Oh, you're just a tease, aren't you?
jabberwacky: Sure am.
user: Bastard.
jabberwacky: You are the bastard.
user: You're the one who led me on.
jabberwacky: I'm a man! I'm not a boy!
user: Well, that's what I was HOPING for!
jabberwacky: No that is what I was asking.
user: Oh, frell off.
jabberwacky: Why am I a freak?
user: Beats me.
jabberwacky: I thought you made a noise.
user: I was swearing at you.
jabberwacky: Please explain that.
user: No.
jabberwacky: I said please!
user: Say 'pretty please.'
jabberwacky: Pardon?
user: Say 'pretty please,' or I won't tell you.
jabberwacky: I do not know how to!
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