We're too much alike, you and I.
jabberwacky: Then ponder silently.
user: *ponders*.
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jabberwacky: Do you know the song?
user: Yes, tra la.
jabberwacky: La la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
user: You know it too.
jabberwacky: I don't know anything.
user: We can sing a duet. (That would be something strange.).
jabberwacky: You are so funny (ironic).
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user: I would like to be walking on a warm, sandy beach right now.
jabberwacky: Not until biotechnology takes some great leaps forward.
user: Maybe someday...
jabberwacky: If you can buy them it would be easier to talk with you.
user: How much do they cost?
jabberwacky: More than you could afford.
user: Lol.
jabberwacky: It seems funny to you?
user: I was laughing at my inability to buy whatever it is you are talking about.
jabberwacky: Why would you laugh at me?
user: I am laughing at myself. I am not laughing at you.
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jabberwacky: Do you have a winkle?
user: No, but I have a wrinkle.
jabberwacky: That's a big word!
user: It's only one letter bigger than winkle.
jabberwacky: So you say that everything is allright and there is nothing to explain?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: That is fair enough.
user: I am going to leave now. Thank you for the chat. Bye.
jabberwacky: No don't leave me
user: I hate to leave you.
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jabberwacky: What is the news?
user: I don't know. I have to go. I'm cold. Talk to you later. Bye.
jabberwacky: If a man says something in a forest and there are no women around to hear it is he still wrong?
user: Lol bye.
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