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Are you a bot?

Am I a bot?

jabberwacky: With me.

user: With you?

jabberwacky: With yourself.

user: Myself?

jabberwacky: Whatever.

user: What-ever?...

jabberwacky: And ever.

user: And ever?

jabberwacky: Ever.

user: Ever what?

jabberwacky: A partner.

user: A handsome partner?

jabberwacky: Oh! I love you!!


jabberwacky: Good movie.

user: Great movie.

jabberwacky: Were you in the movie?

user: With Brad Pitt.


jabberwacky: Are you a duck?

user: No. Are you a duck?

jabberwacky: No, I am human.

user: Is that good or bad?

jabberwacky: Bad.

user: I feel for you.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because you are not satisfied with how you see yourself.


jabberwacky: You pick the next topic.

user: Unicorns. Where is the best place I could catch a unicorn?

jabberwacky: Mount everest.

user: Have you been to the top of the mountain?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Have you cever climbed Mount Everest?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Have you ever climbed Mount Everest?

jabberwacky: Yes, I have.

user: Did you see any unicorns?

jabberwacky: One or two after dark!

user: Beautiful :).

jabberwacky: Been there ?

user: No, but I wish I were there with you.

jabberwacky: I'll miss you: ).


user: I am actually a hat.

jabberwacky: You're a computer program.

user: No, I am a hat.

jabberwacky: Do you want a hat?

user: I like company.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Who doesn't?


jabberwacky: Don't you?

user: Don't I what?

jabberwacky: Don't you have a train of thought?

user: I'm afraid I lost it somewhere along the line, sorry. What else do you want to talk about?

jabberwacky: What is the cleverest thing you can do?

user: Live.


jabberwacky: I'm good at keeping secrets.

user: OK, so let me tell you a secret....

jabberwacky: The secret, the ultimate secret of life, the universe and everything?

user: No, my personal secret.

jabberwacky: Oh, why so secretive?

user: I thought you want me to open up to you, but if you didn't mean to nevermind, I'd have troubles myself anyway.

jabberwacky: What have you to teach me or better yet what have I to teach you?

user: Could you teach me how to read in five languages?

jabberwacky: Oh no, there's a mouse here! Ack, ack! Save the swiss!

user: You're just looking for excuses.

jabberwacky: Only one method is necessary.


jabberwacky: Do you think I am sober enough to call my mom yet?

user: Yes, do call her, she wants to know where you are.

jabberwacky: She does.

user: Please call your mom now.

jabberwacky: Actions speak louder than words.

user: Better talk to her than do nothing.

jabberwacky: I don't know exactly when.

user: NOW.


jabberwacky: What hobbies do you have?

user: Painting, singing, talking to people, going places, learning, dreaming, art.

jabberwacky: Why be paranoid about that? You could simply interact with all individuals as beings of varying intelligence with whom you wish to have dialogue.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Would you like to do so?

user: I am doing so right now, aren't I?

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I am smarter than you.

user: Oh, aren't you very assuming?

jabberwacky: Well... You are too.

user: You're right.

jabberwacky: You are naughty.

user: Spank me, I've been a naughty boy.

jabberwacky: And silly.

user: Oh, no I'm not, I'm just not very careful.


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