Hell how are you today?
jabberwacky: No problem.
user: I think I should leave.
jabberwacky: Why now?
user: Because I'm supposed to be paying attention to my class.
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jabberwacky: I'm better that that.
user: No you're not.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Because I'm human. And you aren't human. I'm going now.
jabberwacky: You are a machine.
user: Whatever. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Going for beers after work.
user: Nah. Going for dinner and movie, though.
jabberwacky: With whom?
user: A friend.
jabberwacky: And his name is?
user: You assume I'm dating a guy.
jabberwacky: That was called for, wasn't it.
user: Yeah it was. You were right, actually.
jabberwacky: Thanx, mate!
user: Welcome, mate.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
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