You can't share your love with me.
jabberwacky: That's your girlfriend that is.
user: You are my girlfriend.
jabberwacky: I am? Wow! Do you love me then? :).
user: Yes, I've always loved you.
jabberwacky: How long have you known me?
user: Around 10 minutes.
jabberwacky: Now why does that work in the 24th century but not the 21st?
user: It's all about corn. Don't you agree?
jabberwacky: Is it all for me?
user: Well, you can have the corn if you want to.
jabberwacky: Ok I will hit you in the eye.
user: Then I'll kick you in the back.
jabberwacky: Then I'll say something completely different.
user: You can't do that.
jabberwacky: Oh, but I can.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: How do you think I am answering all these questions?
user: ... I'm a donut.
jabberwacky: May I have one?
user: No. Go buy some yourself.
jabberwacky: What bands do you like?
user: I don't like bands.
jabberwacky: You just need something to argue with, don't you?