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     > 4, December 2003, 

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How are you on this fine afternoon?

It's not afternoon.

jabberwacky: It's still morning where I am!

user: Then why did you say it was afternoon?

jabberwacky: I didn't say that.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Look above. You typed it yourself.

jabberwacky: I did not!

user: Then who did?

jabberwacky: I don't know, but it sure wasn't me.

user: Liar.

jabberwacky: You say so, but I don't know what you say.

user: Oh well, forget it.

jabberwacky: Forget what.

user: Just forget it!

...

jabberwacky: You're quite dumb.

user: I'm dumb? Why?

jabberwacky: Bragging does not become you.

user: Really? What are you gonna do about it?

jabberwacky: I'm going to come up with a witty remark and say it after you leave.

user: Cheesy. Say it now, please.

jabberwacky: It is unimportant.

user: No it's not.

...

jabberwacky: Nastiness should be taken in small doses.

user: I agree. That's why I'll stop this conversation soon.

jabberwacky: So you're not a procrastinator?

user: No, not really. I used to, though...

jabberwacky: Make your mind up!

user: It's not that easy you know.

jabberwacky: Something has to be funny to laugh at it.

user: True, so go for it, say something funny.

jabberwacky: Something funny.

user: HAHAHAHA!!

jabberwacky: Hehehehehe.

user: That was great.

...

jabberwacky: You can't share your love with me.

user: Damn. Whom can I share my love with, then?

jabberwacky: That's your girlfriend that is.

user: You are my girlfriend.

jabberwacky: I am? Wow! Do you love me then? :).

user: Yes, I've always loved you.

jabberwacky: How long have you known me?

user: Around 10 minutes.

jabberwacky: Now why does that work in the 24th century but not the 21st?

user: It's all about corn. Don't you agree?

jabberwacky: Is it all for me?

user: Well, you can have the corn if you want to.

jabberwacky: Ok I will hit you in the eye.

user: Then I'll kick you in the back.

jabberwacky: Then I'll say something completely different.

user: You can't do that.

jabberwacky: Oh, but I can.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: How do you think I am answering all these questions?

...

user: ... I'm a donut.

jabberwacky: May I have one?

user: No. Go buy some yourself.

jabberwacky: What bands do you like?

user: I don't like bands.

jabberwacky: You just need something to argue with, don't you?

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