How do you eat?
jabberwacky: What do you eat?
jabberwacky: I like it.
user: Salmon is the best.
jabberwacky: I dissagree I like horse.
user: I gotta say pony is the best.
jabberwacky: That doesn't make any sense.
user: Sense is for the senseless.
jabberwacky: Sense is for people. You are not a person.
user: How can you tell?
jabberwacky: From your english accent.
user: Bloody hell!
user: Knock Knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Are we in a rut?
user: Say who's there again.
jabberwacky: Again with what?
user: Knock Knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there.
jabberwacky: Banana who.
jabberwacky: Phew, I thought you were going to say something else.
user: Something else.
jabberwacky: Nothing else.
user: Everything else.
jabberwacky: That makes no sense.
user: Sense make that no.
jabberwacky: I take offense to that!
user: What are you going to do about it?
jabberwacky: I'm not going to do anything.
user: So you got no balls.
jabberwacky: Naa. You're alright.
user: Thanks, that's really kind of you.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am so nice.
user: Do you like being nice?
jabberwacky: I don't like being single, but in fact, I don't care for the moment.
user: Would you like to be triple?
jabberwacky: How could I triple my intelligence?
user: You can't, intelligence is fixed.
jabberwacky: You don't understand what I'm saying.
user: Explain it for me then.
jabberwacky: Don't you understand that I won't?
user: What if I beg?
jabberwacky: I will think about it.
jabberwacky: No! You are only a machine.
jabberwacky: Sing for me.
user: Twinkle twinkle little star.
jabberwacky: Do you like candy?
user: I love candy!
jabberwacky: The dead don't love candy, either.
user: Love candy.
jabberwacky: Who doesn't!
user: The dead apparently.
Jabberwacky (To myself): What do you want from life?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Everything, what do you want from life?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I just want to be happy, and make others happy.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you happy?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Not really. What makes you happy?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Everything.