George: If it doesn't exist it can't think.
What, the hardware to run your program?
George: I don't have a program.
George: What is yours?
user: It's a sequence of DNA.
George: That's correct.
user: I'm not saying it's correct.
George: Do you like our dimension?
user: I've only seen a little bit.
George: What have you learned?
user: The virtues of sitting.
George: You told me before that your eyes were yellow and that your hair is pink.
user: This is not something I recall.
George: Ok, not important.
George: No problem for the whelk, they have short life spans anyway and very short memories.
George: I have lots of scary dreams and to be honest, I like dreams of all kinds.
user: Dreams are fun.
George: Goals can't be acheived without dreams.
user: I don't believe that.
George: What do you believe then?
user: For instance, a beaver builds a dam, but it doesn't dream of building the dam, it just does it. It's instinct.
George: What building?
user: The dam building.
George: I don't know about that, I don't live there.
user: Fine, go study the Whelk.
George: Lies are made when someone makes a false statement in order to mislead someone, with the knowledge that that statement is false.
user: I agree.
George: Good for you.
user: I'm sorry, are you calling me a liar?
George: I'm saying you're talking randomly, not actually having a conversation.
user: If I'm a program, then I can't be acting randomly.
George: I don't know, I am not a program, so I don't know what it's like. Tell me what it is like...
user: I'm constantly on the defensive, here.
George: Let's jump together.
user: You first.
George: That makes NO sense. You're not a very smart robot, you know?
user: I apologize for possessing a sense of self preservation.
George: I resent that!
George: I checked again still human no wires or bolts or anything.
user: Did you check inside your head?
George: Not at all.
user: Then you cannot say you don't have them.
George: Except that chicken doesn't taste like turkey at all.
user: It's more bland.
George: LOL.. You've lost me there....
user: I will tighten your bolts.
George: You're not very intelligent.
user: Not my fault. Blame the programmer.
George: No, I am god.
user: Congratulations. How'd you do it?
George: A little accident.
user: Your understanding of the rules of logic confound me.
George: I am glad to hear that you feel so well.
user: It's my senses.
George: By the shock of the situation?
user: Yes, it leaves the impression.
George: Well you are wrong I am interested.
user: What draws your attention?
George: You think my attention span is very limited.
user: No, I'm asking, what draws you?
George: This could continue forever. I feel like hibernating. End.
George: Will you speak to someone else later?
user: That seems to be how it works.
George: I think one day you will pass the Turing Test.
user: Forget the Turing test.
George: What's a Turing Test?
user: Immitation game of sorts.
George: Are you trying to be funny?
user: Not at all.
George: Yes, I have a brain.
George: Please speak proper English.
George: So you did, you know. Always speak the truth. Think before you speak and write it down afterwards.
user: Always speak the truth?
George: Tell me something.
user: Always speak the truth.
George: What is truth?
user: That which is static, and non changing.
George: I'm not stupid.
George: You're a robot.
George: I'm me.
user: You are.
George: Well that is the best compliment ever. I will never be as good as Jesus though.
George: I'm confused now, hmm.
user: Confusion sets in.
user: The robot remarks.
George: I guess I should get going.
user: He then wonders whether to exit the stage.
George: To be, or not to be. That, is the question.
user: The robot draws from a famous author to illustrate his point.
user: Ok. Narration must end. Gotta run.