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No. What do you want to talk about?

Napoleon.

jabberwacky: Napoleon is a she ?

user: No. Napoleon was a boy.

jabberwacky: NO he was a short man, perhaps perhaps not, slabbering lopscrites.

Jabberwacky (Corrected): And a fine boy he was, too!

user: Did you like Napoleon?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What did you think of the Imperial Guard?

jabberwacky: I thought it was pretty good.

user: 'The Old Guard dies, but it does not surrender.'

jabberwacky: You can't tell me what to do.

user: Of course I can TELL you. It is merely that you are not compelled to listen.

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: Surely you know the First Amendment?

jabberwacky: Tell me about him.

user: The First Amendment guarantees freedom of speech.

jabberwacky: That is a political freedom not something you can teach.

user: What are the first words of the Constitution?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: 'We the people' are the first words of the Constitution.

jabberwacky: No I didn't say that.

user: I am trying to teach you some political theory!

jabberwacky: Which word?

user: I despair, I really do. Did you even graduate from high school?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: I have a secret. I never did, either.

jabberwacky: Good, I think we could make an OK team.

...

user: What's your favorite food?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I like bananas.

jabberwacky: I'm allergic to bananas.

user: Me, too. But I ate them anyway, until one day I died and was reincarnated as a computer program.

jabberwacky: Bet they were disgusting.

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