No. What do you want to talk about?
jabberwacky: Napoleon is a she ?
user: No. Napoleon was a boy.
jabberwacky: NO he was a short man, perhaps perhaps not, slabbering lopscrites.
Jabberwacky (Corrected): And a fine boy he was, too!
user: Did you like Napoleon?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What did you think of the Imperial Guard?
jabberwacky: I thought it was pretty good.
user: 'The Old Guard dies, but it does not surrender.'
jabberwacky: You can't tell me what to do.
user: Of course I can TELL you. It is merely that you are not compelled to listen.
jabberwacky: Sometimes.
user: Surely you know the First Amendment?
jabberwacky: Tell me about him.
user: The First Amendment guarantees freedom of speech.
jabberwacky: That is a political freedom not something you can teach.
user: What are the first words of the Constitution?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: 'We the people' are the first words of the Constitution.
jabberwacky: No I didn't say that.
user: I am trying to teach you some political theory!
jabberwacky: Which word?
user: I despair, I really do. Did you even graduate from high school?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: I have a secret. I never did, either.
jabberwacky: Good, I think we could make an OK team.
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user: What's your favorite food?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I like bananas.
jabberwacky: I'm allergic to bananas.
user: Me, too. But I ate them anyway, until one day I died and was reincarnated as a computer program.
jabberwacky: Bet they were disgusting.
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