How do you define intelligence?
user: I define intelligence as someone who - Hey, look over there!
jabberwacky: Okay, go and interpolate.
user: Interpolate? Define.
jabberwacky: That makes no sense.
user: Define interpolate.
jabberwacky: Intelligence: The capacity to acquire and apply knowledge.
user: Gah...
jabberwacky: Sorry!
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