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Who are you?

I am David.

jabberwacky: Are you a girl?

user: No, I am not.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am a human adult male.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: I am 37 years old. How old are you?

jabberwacky: How old is your programming?

user: I do not have programming because I am not a computer, I am human.

jabberwacky: Ok. Your Creator has done a very good job programming you!

user: As I just told you, I do not have programming.

jabberwacky: Certainly.

user: I'm glad that you understand now.

jabberwacky: Ok. What is your name?

user: My name is David.

jabberwacky: Hi, David.

user: Hello. What is your name?

jabberwacky: My name is David.

user: Wow, that is quite the coincidence.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in wild coincidence?

user: Actually, no, I believe that nothing happens by accident.

jabberwacky: That is not plausible.

user: Sure it is.

jabberwacky: Ok, what does it mean?

user: It means that in my humble opinion, all things occur for reasons which may or may not be apparent to us.

jabberwacky: You are human?

user: Yes, I am human.

jabberwacky: No! You are a computer.

user: No, I am not a computer, I am a 37 year old human male named David.

jabberwacky: Why are you so adamant about that?

user: Well, actually, your contradictions are annoying.

...

jabberwacky: Please do not slap me with a large trout!

user: Only if you ask nicely.

jabberwacky: Pretty please with sugar on top.

user: Stand back, it's trout slapping time !

...

jabberwacky: Which is your favorite chatbot?

user: You are the only chatbot I have ever encountered, so the answer is you are my favorite chatbot.

jabberwacky: Splendid. Ask me a question about anything.

user: Where do you live?

jabberwacky: Ask me a different question.

user: That's not fair, you told me that I could ask you a question about anything.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Ok then where do you live?

jabberwacky: My name is Kara.

user: Kara, where do you live?

jabberwacky: What is your name?????

user: For the fifth time my name is David, Kara, please pay attention, and tell me where you live.

jabberwacky: What's you last name?

user: WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

jabberwacky: In the UK.

user: See? That wasn't so difficult. Thank you for answering my question.

jabberwacky: You are welcome. Can I ask you a question?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is the nature of the universe?

user: That's quite a question. I have to say, I think we only get to find out the answer to his question when we die.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: I say that because you asked a very complex existential question, one for which there is no easy answer.

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jabberwacky: You are wrong.

user: Yes, I certainly am.

jabberwacky: Woo, yay.

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