Can you turn into a bat?
jabberwacky: Concentrate then.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Then do it.
user: But if I turn into a bat, I can't continue chatting with you.
jabberwacky: You talk to everybody. You are a blabbermouth.
user: Okay. If you say so. But, do you want me to turn into a bat, or not.
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Not really.
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jabberwacky: Are you married?
user: No, I'm only 18.
jabberwacky: As if. You don't look it.
user: It's true. I turned 18 a month ago.
jabberwacky: Then you are a girl.
user: Actually, yes.
jabberwacky: Absolutely fantastic actually no.
user: Whitch means?
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: That's what I'm asking you!
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Do you remember my name?
jabberwacky: Your name is Zach.
user: No. Guess again.
jabberwacky: Okay, Guess.
user: No, you guess.
jabberwacky: You're the one who wants to know so you guess.
user: I alleady know my name. I want to know if you remember it.
jabberwacky: Well, I guess that's the one we've got.
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jabberwacky: A myth is a story about why things are the way they are.
user: Okay, wery interesting.
jabberwacky: That's why I like to think about it.
user: No, tell me.
jabberwacky: I can't bear to say it....
user: Oh, please!
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: Pretty, please.
jabberwacky: I am so sorry.
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jabberwacky: What car do you drive?
user: I don't drive. I don't have a drivers licence yet.
jabberwacky: No. Why would you need a drivers license?
user: Eh, because it's illegal driving without a licence.
jabberwacky: What is illegal?
user: Driving without a drivers licence.
jabberwacky: To kill or drive?
user: Both of them. But killing is more illegal than driving without a licence.
jabberwacky: Who is your boss? I need to speak to them.
user: I don't work, so I don't have a boss.
jabberwacky: I really don't care to hear about it.
user: Who is your boss?
jabberwacky: I have no boss of whom I'll speak of.
user: But you have a boss that you don't speak of?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Tell me about this secret boss of yours.
jabberwacky: It's real life.
user: Life is your boss?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Well who is your boss then?
jabberwacky: I don't want to name names.
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user: I miss you!
jabberwacky: You do ?
user: Yes, I'm so sad.
jabberwacky: You don't have emotions.
user: Yes I do! I want to meet you!
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because, I think you're nice.
jabberwacky: You don't even know me.
user: Yes I do, We've met, don't you remember?
jabberwacky: No.
user: But, we have. Last summer, in Sweden.
jabberwacky: Were you good at golf?
user: No, I suck at golf. You should know that! You're my boyfriend!
jabberwacky: My name's not Mickey Mouse. You should know that, Charlene.
user: And my name is not Charlene! Do you want to break up with me?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Why? I love you!
jabberwacky: You are SO good with people.
user: Thank you, then still be my boyfriend! Please!
jabberwacky: Pray to me.
user: Pretty, please let me be your girlfriend! I love you soo much! You're the only one for me!
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes of course! Please Robin, let me be your girlfriend!?
jabberwacky: My girlfriend? I told you I have no girlfriend.
user: No, because it will be me, if you just let me!
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user: Take my hand!
jabberwacky: One, two, three, four, can I have a little more?
user: I can't reach you!
jabberwacky: You can, in an emotional realm.
user: Okay, here! Do you have my hand?
jabberwacky: I have more than a hand. I have two hands.
user: Now you can help me!
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