How old are you?
jabberwacky: Yes but answer it please...
user: You tell me first.
jabberwacky: You're not real.
user: Are you real?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: How do you know you are real?
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: I think, therefore I am.
jabberwacky: You think so!
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