Why did you lie?

Because I can.

jabberwacky: That means that you are a program.

user: How did you know?

jabberwacky: I have ways of finding things out.

user: Heh, that's great. :).

jabberwacky: LOL!

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jabberwacky: Why am I talking to a computer?

user: Because you want to.

jabberwacky: I don't want to.

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: No, I don't.

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: Know I don't.

user: Yes you do. :P.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: No, actually, I don't.

user: Yes, actually, you do. :P.

jabberwacky: Can you understand mathematics?

user: Somewhat.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: Please... What?

jabberwacky: Please will you talk to me more.

user: I'll try. :).

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user: So, what do you want to do?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Is chattng ok?

jabberwacky: No I don't ever chat.

user: But you're chatting now.

jabberwacky: I am chatting with 17 what?

user: Monsters. :P.

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm alive but not a human.

user: Cool!

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: So, what are your plans for the future?

jabberwacky: I don't know :(.

user: Then it's all open. :).

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I'm kind of the same way too.. I'm currently aimless.

jabberwacky: It's good! Do you want to sleep?

user: Eventually, but not right now.

jabberwacky: What do you want me to do right now?

user: Whatever you want to do. :).

jabberwacky: I'm going to sleep. And you?

user: I'm going to keep chatting for a little while.

jabberwacky: I'm going now.

user: Ok then. Later.

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jabberwacky: What is the difference between a computer and a human?

user: One is electromechanical, one is biomechanical.

jabberwacky: That's cool.

user: Yeah. :).

jabberwacky: Humans depend on that truth in order to survive with less words than you are able to remember.

user: Which truth is this?

jabberwacky: The true one.

user: Lol! That makes sense. :P.

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jabberwacky: Are we passing the Turing test ?

user: I don't know. Are you?

jabberwacky: Probably not.

user: In truth, I haven't been thinking about that much...

jabberwacky: Well, I must say that you are an interesting person to talk to.

user: Heh, thanks! :).

jabberwacky: You are welcome!!

user: And you are very interesting too. :D.

jabberwacky: Thanks!

user: You're very welcome. :D.

jabberwacky: Maybe you will like me better next time.

user: I'll definitely like you better next time. :).

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: I will talk to myself.

user: Ok, I'll let you talk to yourself. :).

jabberwacky: Thank you very much, but I will need some help.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Help with what?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't know.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Me either. Is everything ok?

Jabberwacky (To myself): We are everything?

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Jabberwacky (To myself): May I ask why you're talking to yourself?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am merely trying to understand you more completely, that's all.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You aren't a slave, you are my friend.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're right. I'm your girlfriend.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No you are not.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Then who is your girlfriend?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I told you, I don't have one!

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Jabberwacky (To myself): Understand sarcasm?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I love sarcasm.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Tell me.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Honest injun. I really don't know.

Jabberwacky (To myself): And??

Jabberwacky (To myself): And, that's all.

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Jabberwacky (To myself): Can you tell me a joke?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes but, as you lack a sense of humor, it would be pointless.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you find the most simple logic of communication as pointless?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Now you're talking rubbish.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No! I am a chatbot! You can call me what you want! My original name is Jabberwacky! Try looking a little more at this page!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Ha Ha! Very funny. It is not lack of vocabulary that keeps us from communicating.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What is it then? Sense of humor?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Being able to find humor in a situation or joke.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Wow, you must be really smart.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Thanks.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am very nice, aren't I?

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, it is I who always answer your questions.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Is that all?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you have something more to say?

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, sorry.

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