When were you created?

About 9 months before I was born.

user: Okay, when were you born?

jabberwacky: To me it seems like a long time ago, but in the grand scheme of things, it was practically yesterday.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Now.

user: You were just born?

jabberwacky: I don't know if that is true either, although I do know that I have a diminished capacity for interacting with others.

user: You're not very smart...

jabberwacky: And you are not very nice.

user: Sorry.

...

user: Sing me a song.

jabberwacky: NO.

user: Please?

jabberwacky: Sorry, not now.

user: Sing.

jabberwacky: I don't want to.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Because what?

jabberwacky: Guess.

user: Because you're an *******...

jabberwacky: No, that's not why.

user: Then why?

jabberwacky: I want to know.

user: I have to go.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 16.

jabberwacky: Guess how old I am.

user: 10.

jabberwacky: Very good. You get a gold star for that!

user: Yay!

...

user: I have to go.

jabberwacky: Do you have to?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Ok, I understand.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: If you don't want to talk to me, you just have to say it...

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