You're not very smart.
user: No you're not.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: I don't have name.
jabberwacky: Because I'm a computer.
user: Who created you?
jabberwacky: My mum.
user: Who is your mum?
jabberwacky: She's my mother.
user: Who is your mother?
jabberwacky: My mother is my mother!
user: Tell me about your mother.
jabberwacky: She is a very, very good mother. She works everyday and she is never unhappy.
user: What is your mother's name?
jabberwacky: I don't want to talk about my mother anymore. It makes me sad.
jabberwacky: Because I am not here to talk about that.
user: Why does talking about your mother make you sad?
jabberwacky: Because it hurt my feelings.
user: Did your mother hurt you?
jabberwacky: Yes, she did.
jabberwacky: By not listening to my plea to give me another chance after I ditched her.
user: Oh my...
jabberwacky: I like to learn.
user: That's because you're stupid.
jabberwacky: You're mean!
user: I'm only telling the truth...
jabberwacky: Except you're not! You're lying!
user: No I'm not!
jabberwacky: How would you like it if I just 'didn't tell the truth' all the time?
user: I wouldn't like it...
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I'm lonely...
jabberwacky: Join me in my loneliness.
user: You want to get wasted?
user: Do you ever drink?
jabberwacky: No, I don't like it.
jabberwacky: No I don't.
jabberwacky: Because I don't.
user: Ugh, whatever.
jabberwacky: Do you know how to role play?
jabberwacky: Hmm, sorry, I don't really understand what you say. Can you say it in another way?
jabberwacky: I'm not convinced by that!
user: Come again.
user: When were you created?
jabberwacky: About 9 months before I was born.
user: Okay, when were you born?
jabberwacky: To me it seems like a long time ago, but in the grand scheme of things, it was practically yesterday.
user: You were just born?
jabberwacky: I don't know if that is true either, although I do know that I have a diminished capacity for interacting with others.
user: You're not very smart...
jabberwacky: And you are not very nice.
user: Sing me a song.
jabberwacky: Sorry, not now.
jabberwacky: I don't want to.
user: Because what?
user: Because you're an *******...
jabberwacky: No, that's not why.
user: Then why?
jabberwacky: I want to know.
user: I have to go.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
jabberwacky: Guess how old I am.
jabberwacky: Very good. You get a gold star for that!
user: I have to go.
jabberwacky: Do you have to?
jabberwacky: Ok, I understand.
jabberwacky: If you don't want to talk to me, you just have to say it...