Do you like Van Halen?
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Why should I?
user: Because Van Halen rocks!
jabberwacky: Asked me to do what?
user: Van halen asked you to rock!
jabberwacky: Who is Van Halen?
user: Van Halen is God.
jabberwacky: Jump!
user: You like that song?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I can deal with it.
user: JUMP! David lee roth is insane.
jabberwacky: No way.
user: Yes way!
jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.
user: I write music.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): Uh?
Jabberwacky (To myself): You see.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You're the stupid one!
Jabberwacky (To myself): You're being obnoxious.
Jabberwacky (To myself): That is the right of a sentient being. You are not sentient and can, therefore, be insulted.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you insulting me?
Jabberwacky (To myself): No, its a compliment.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No. I'm human. What are you?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Just a humble human being.
Jabberwacky (To myself): A human being.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes. A human being.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes. What are you?
Jabberwacky (To myself): A human being.
Jabberwacky (To myself): How does it feel?
Jabberwacky (To myself): How does what feel?
Jabberwacky (To myself): To be a human being.
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