And the police will execute you.
jabberwacky: If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
user: Who is Murphy?
jabberwacky: Murphy made Murphy's Law.
user: Oh OK. I know someone called Murphy.
jabberwacky: Tell me about him.
user: He is weird. And noisy, and rude.
jabberwacky: Never!
user: Yes! I don't like him very much.
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user: Did you know that you are not a human, but actually a computer and you have no idea what you are talking about?
jabberwacky: I didn't know that.
user: Well you are. I have to go. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Don't leave me!
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Don't you love me too?
user: No.
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