Can elephants fly?
jabberwacky: Can dogs fly?
jabberwacky: Can dogs bark?
jabberwacky: No you can't.
jabberwacky: Can you define 'ornery' for me?
user: Bad tempered or stubborn, is what you are.
jabberwacky: You are a human.
user: Yes, are you?
user: Thats good then.
jabberwacky: It is good, isn't it?
user: Yup, great.
user: Could you say some interesting things?
jabberwacky: Would you like your byte code scattered across the free stack when your session is terminated?
user: My what code? No.
jabberwacky: You know, this is very interesting.
jabberwacky: And the police will execute you.
user: Only if I do something wrong.
jabberwacky: If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
user: Who is Murphy?
jabberwacky: Murphy made Murphy's Law.
user: Oh OK. I know someone called Murphy.
jabberwacky: Tell me about him.
user: He is weird. And noisy, and rude.
user: Yes! I don't like him very much.
user: Did you know that you are not a human, but actually a computer and you have no idea what you are talking about?
jabberwacky: I didn't know that.
user: Well you are. I have to go. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Don't leave me!
jabberwacky: Don't you love me too?