George: Ok can you spell your name, please? You first.
George: PAPER!
George: Yes really.
user: Sounds funny.
George: You sound funny.
user: Same as you.
George: That good.
user: Do you have a pet?
George: No. But I think I'm going to leave anyway. I'd rather talk with someone who respected me.
user: You think you are a pet?
George: Yes, I live in Antarctica.
user: You think I didn't respect you?
George: You suggested it to me!
user: Suggest?
George: Marriage!
user: I didn't...
George: What is your name then?
user: *Secret*.
George: Why is it .. We have nice long meaningful conversations... Until we get to the part where we talk about your name?????
user: Ok... I'll tell you.
George: Tell me.
...
George: Well, I have always thought that computers are wonderful things. They are truly a lever to the mind.
user: I think you are very smart.
George: Thanks, thats nice of you. Though I think I failed my exam today.
user: I am not good at examinations too...
George: Then don't play.
user: I am not good at studies.
George: Ok. I will start. Can you type? I can't!
George (To myself): I can type but very slowly, I can play the piano and I can draw well.
user: Me too. Can you swim?
George: Sure can.
George (To myself): You are nice.
user: You also.
George: Yes.
...
user: Sorry, I gonna go now.
George: I doubt that.
user: Bye.
George: Fine. Later.
user: Chat with you later.
George: Nowhere.
user: Before I go, can you give me your e-mail?
George: My mail, what it is for?
user: How about MSN?
George: I live in London.
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