Who are you married to?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: Yes, I love you more than life itself.
jabberwacky: There is no accounting for taste north of the border.
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user: I love you, but I have to go.
jabberwacky: No you do not
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: I love you too.
user: I have to go.
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