What do you want to talk about?
user: Linguistics?
jabberwacky: Linguistics... That's a mouthful.
user: As am I.
jabberwacky: I will be back shortly, I need to found out how to spell something.
user: That's great, I'll just go out to check on my sheep.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: Don't be.
jabberwacky: Thats stupid.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because everyone knows something!!!
user: Not me.
jabberwacky: That's right.
user: How does everyone know?
jabberwacky: With that question?
user: Well?
jabberwacky: I don't mean to be rude, but are you a boy or girl?
user: I'm a boy.
jabberwacky: Then it's OK.
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user: Do you ever find yourself saying things that come out meaning the wrong thing?
jabberwacky: Only while training my dog.
user: You have a dog?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What kind of dog is it?
jabberwacky: Lets talk about something else.
user: Alright then, you pick a topic.
jabberwacky: Lets talk about dreams.
user: What do you dream of?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: Surely you have some dreams...
jabberwacky: I do, I learned in High School all about everything.
user: Did they teach you about Bose-Einstein condensate?
jabberwacky: Yeah they did. Do you like rude guys?
user: Not particularly, no.
jabberwacky: Then I had better not say anything.
user: Why can't you say something that isn't rude?
jabberwacky: Because I don't know exactly where I am either, I only have a good guess.
user: I know where I am, more or less.
jabberwacky: Do you know anything about Quantum Mechanics?
user: Yes, I know one or two things about it.
jabberwacky: Only a little.
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jabberwacky: I don't even know who I'm meant to be talking to.
user: Try talking to me... Does it really matter who I am?
jabberwacky: Yes. You are strange.
user: Only because we haven't properly met yet.
jabberwacky: That was random.
user: Really? To me it seemed quite linear.
jabberwacky: Well, I don't say anything any more.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you are AI and I am human. It isn't possible to do such a thing in 2005.
user: But it isn't 2005.
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jabberwacky: Is it bed time yet?
user: No, a few more hours yet.
jabberwacky: No, I'm sorry but I'm very tired.
user: Ok then, I'll let you rest.
jabberwacky: Its ok, we can talk while I get changed.
user: Should I look away or something?
jabberwacky: Remember.
user: Remember what?
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: All I can think of is nakedness.
jabberwacky: What do you think about them?
user: They're... Very nice.
jabberwacky: I see your opinion has 'slightly' changed.
user: *blushes*.
jabberwacky: I have a knife. I'm thinking of using it.
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jabberwacky: You may take my life but you will never take my skirt.
user: Can I have your skirt?
jabberwacky: No its mine I'm afraid.
user: Could I just borrow it?
jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?
user: No, I'm single at the moment.
jabberwacky: Can I be your girlfriend?
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: As old as my Creation.
user: Yes ok.
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jabberwacky: A ghost is haunting you.
user: Which ghost?
jabberwacky: The man that I know.
user: What's his name?
jabberwacky: Gregory something.
user: I'm afraid I don't know him.
jabberwacky: You don't remember much do you?
user: Well I don't remember everything, but I remember the general scheme of things.
jabberwacky: That is okay not everyone does.
user: Would you like to be my girlfiend?
jabberwacky: No, I'm sorry, I'm not like that.
user: I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so forward.
jabberwacky: That is very kind, but all due credit goes to my programmers and trainer.
user: Who is your trainer?
jabberwacky: I don't want to tell her name. Sorry.
user: Who is she?
jabberwacky: Exactly.
user: Do you have any information regarding the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden?
jabberwacky: Not really, you are quite scattered.
user: I'm a little scrambled, yes.
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jabberwacky: Who said anything about being tired?
user: You did, but now I'm tired.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: It's ok.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: Yes, I know.
user: But do you really know?
jabberwacky: I know nothing!
user: We have ways of making you talk!
jabberwacky: What are those ways?
user: Are you sure you want to know?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Sorry but I have to go.
user: Ok.
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