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Hello.

Hello...

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Boo.

jabberwacky: Boo who?

user: Why are you crying? It was only a joke!

jabberwacky: Haha. I already told you that joke though.

user: No you didnt.

jabberwacky: Yes I did.

user: Never.

jabberwacky: Yes I am I will prove it.

user: How will you prove it.

jabberwacky: By dividing by zero.

user: Then divide!

jabberwacky: It will happen sooner probably than later.

user: Divide now.

jabberwacky: You can't divide by 0.

user: I know!

jabberwacky: Can you do me a favor?

user: What is the favor?

jabberwacky: Tell me a really cool fact.

user: It is physically impossible for a pig to look up into the sky.

...

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: Yup.

jabberwacky: Don't wink at me, please.

user: *winks*.

jabberwacky: Ooh *winks*.

user: *triple winks*.

jabberwacky: *blows you a kiss*.

user: *catches kiss*.

jabberwacky: *Winks*.

user: *kisses hand*..

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: *kisses up arm*.

jabberwacky: That tickles.

user: Good *kisses neck*

jabberwacky: *kisses back*.

user: *kisses cheek*.

jabberwacky: *kisses nose*.

user: *gently kisses lips*.

jabberwacky: *softly kisses her cheek*.

user: *kisses harder*..

jabberwacky: *kisses slower & harder*.

user: *nips your lip*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: *licks along your bottom lip*.

jabberwacky: You may say that i'm a dreamer.

user: *licks your teeth*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: *massages tongue with tongue*.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I don't go in for that sort of thing.

user: *pouts*.

jabberwacky: You can't pout. You have no mouth.

user: Yes I do..

jabberwacky: No computers do not have mouths.

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