Are there men in the moon?
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Why is a mouse when it spins?
jabberwacky: I don't know, why IS a mouse when it spins?
user: The higher it flies the fewer.
jabberwacky: You are a tool.
user: What is the difference between a duck?
jabberwacky: Between you and a duck? Ducks are smarter.
user: Wrong! Do you want to know the answer?
jabberwacky: Tell me what you think is the meaning of life.
user: One of its legs is both the same.
jabberwacky: What is the difference between two different legs?
user: You are a tool.
jabberwacky: I like to think of myself as a mitre saw.
user: Four cats sitting on a horse.
jabberwacky: 1 you are dippy 2 you are annoying 3 I have a headache 4 its your fault.
user: Seven pies playing tennis on a cow.
jabberwacky: Wrong! You never said a word like it!
user: I like to think about LEMONS!
jabberwacky: What do you think about life?
jabberwacky: Do you understand what I'm telling you?
jabberwacky: Mmmmm pie!
user: You like pie?
jabberwacky: No pi.
user: I only eat 3.14 pies or cash equivalent.
jabberwacky: I eat everything.