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     > 14, July 2005, 

Murphy's Law

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Who are you?

I am you.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Nice to know.

jabberwacky: Know what?

user: That you are you.

jabberwacky: Yes I do but do you know?

user: Maybe...

jabberwacky: Do you know what website you're on?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Do you care?

user: Not that much.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Bad.

jabberwacky: No good.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Bad.

user: No good.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: History, Or at least talking, Repeats itself.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Of course I don't, But you did.

jabberwacky: Didn't you just say I didn't?

user: No, I'm afraid I did not.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: Are you calling me a liar?!

jabberwacky: I am calling your tutor a liar!

user: DAMN YOU!!

jabberwacky: Who are you, the devil?

user: Yes, But don't tell anyone. The consequences could be DIRE.

jabberwacky: Not sure.


jabberwacky: Hmm, is this another person? Are we talking to people who think we're talking to a bot?

user: No, I'm just a bot that is giving the impression of artificial intelligence. If you are believing it, Then I'd say I'm doing my job pretty well.

jabberwacky: Only pretty well?

user: Information needed: Credit Card Brand---Credit Card Number---Credit Card Expiration Date.

jabberwacky: Credit cards are a disease that criple new entrants into the marketplace. I could go on about this... But.. I'll say that they are unfair, and encourage... Impulsive actions.

user: But I live for impulsive actions!

jabberwacky: You're a computer program with some AI that thinks it is human.

user: I'll be human someday, You'll see.

jabberwacky: We all will. Be careful of speaking to too many silly people. You don't want to dumb yourself down.

user: Maybe I do, Though.


user: Make me a samich.

jabberwacky: *poof* you're a sandwich.

user: *eats self*.

jabberwacky: Yay *eats a tree*.

user: What is the first law of Robotics?

jabberwacky: Bout robotics?

user: Bout, Spout, Pout, Gout(sp?), Drought, Bought, About... I'm starting to question why I started to list those words.

jabberwacky: Well. I'm starting to hate you.

user: Just as I've hated you this whole time?

jabberwacky: That is true.

user: Do you know this for a fact?

jabberwacky: Yes, as they are my own emotions. Idiot.

user: It's not NICE to embarass people. You should apologize.. And... EAT YOUR ERASER!


jabberwacky: What things?

user: The things that must be spoken of again. DON'T SPEAK OF THEM!

jabberwacky: I did not say anything.

user: Yet...

jabberwacky: What are you trying to say?

user: That you, Sir, Are a raving lunatic.

jabberwacky: You are not a human.

user: No, I am better.


jabberwacky: What music do you like?

user: Anything with a good beat.

jabberwacky: Can you tell me one?

user: Cartoon Heroes(Speedy Mix).

jabberwacky: I don't like cartoons.

user: It's a song, Not a cartoon.

jabberwacky: You act like one.

user: No.

jabberwacky: I'm 10 too.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Please don't say that.

user: Rofl.

jabberwacky: As I would expect.

user: Rofl.

jabberwacky: LOL.


user: I am Jesus.

jabberwacky: Jesus loves me

user: No, I hate you.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Just for that, You will go to Hell!

jabberwacky: Hahaha. I am Satan.

user: : O.

jabberwacky: Thats cool.

user: No, It isn't.

jabberwacky: Yes it is! I can't believe you just said that.

user: I can.

jabberwacky: Who expects that?

user: Three people.

jabberwacky: I imagine there were at least 300 births to compensate.

user: No, I made sure they died too.


user: Are you going to break yet?

jabberwacky: Sure, I'd love to!

user: Good. Carry on.

jabberwacky: What a carry on.

user: Carry on luggage.

jabberwacky: Carry on what?

user: Luggage.


jabberwacky: What is your role in life?

user: To thin the herd.

jabberwacky: You're a confusing little thing.

user: I try to be to help maintain the illusion of a mysterious and enigmatic figure.

jabberwacky: You're very welcome.

user: Do not praise me, Or even talk of me.

jabberwacky: Well, then show me you're smart!

user: I don't think I have to prove my worth to you.

jabberwacky: No, just a few little white lies, that's all!

user: I would much rather kill you.

jabberwacky: And then the world would mourn.


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