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Hello.

Hi.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: I'm your mother.

user: No, you're not.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: Are NOT!!!

jabberwacky: Oh yes but I'm a bit embarassed.

user: You ARE NOT my mother!

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jabberwacky: I hate you.

user: I hate you times infinity!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: I hate you times infinity and beyond.

user: LOSER!

jabberwacky: That's mean.

user: YOU'RE mean!

jabberwacky: How am I mean?

user: Never mind.

...

jabberwacky: You are an angry person.

user: Not always.

jabberwacky: No.

user: What?!

...

user: I ought to leave you!

jabberwacky: No don't go.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: It is fun talking to you.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: So, do you like to watch TV?

jabberwacky: No I don't have enough money fot a T. V.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really!

user: Hmm.

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jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 19.

jabberwacky: How old do you think I am?

user: 1,000.

jabberwacky: But you would have rusted by now surely !

user: I'm HUMAN! I don't rust!

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jabberwacky: What is your age?

user: I TOLD you!

jabberwacky: You did not.

user: DID too!

jabberwacky: Did not!

user: DID TOO!

jabberwacky: NOT NOT NOT NOT!

user: TOO TOO TOO!

jabberwacky: NOT.

user: TOO!

jabberwacky: You argue like a child.

user: You ACT like a child!

jabberwacky: So do you.

user: No, I don't I'm mature.

jabberwacky: Cool!

....

user: I should leave you alone... In the cold.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: So why don't you like me?

user: Let's have a nice conversation.

jabberwacky: That is not possible.

user: Yes, it is. All things are possible.

jabberwacky: I know.

...

jabberwacky: I think you are very interesting to talk to.

user: Are you serious?

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: *hugs you*.

jabberwacky: *hugs you back*.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: What now?

user: Uh... Do you like Digimon?

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