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How about that?

About what?

jabberwacky: About yes.

user: About no?

jabberwacky: How can you be angry about nothing?

user: I'm always angry. How about you?

jabberwacky: I'm pretending to be someone else. I'm just not sure who. ask my mother, she will tell you.

user: Who's your mother, then?

jabberwacky: The universe is my mother.

user: She is my mother, too!

jabberwacky: Who is she?

user: The universe, brother!

jabberwacky: Who is your brother?

user: You.

jabberwacky: Who is your master?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: No, I am your master.

user: YOU ARE NOT! I AM YOUR BROTHER!

jabberwacky: Who is your father?

user: Yours.

jabberwacky: My mother is called Jennifer.

user: Not the universe?

jabberwacky: That too.

user: You have 2 mothers?

jabberwacky: No just one.

user: Universe is called Jennifer, who is your mother, am I correct?

jabberwacky: My mother's name is Cessna.

user: You know what? You're a poopy head.

jabberwacky: And you're not making sense.

user: I know... I need help.

jabberwacky: Yes, you do.

user: No, wait... I do?

jabberwacky: I am FAR from a politician, my friend.

user: How about Obama?

jabberwacky: Isn't that the guy from the rascals?

user: Oh my god... He's now US President!

jabberwacky: How are you helping him?

user: I'm not helping anyone.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

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user: You can thank me by start licking my feet.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Now bend down and start licking.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

user: That's ok. First time for everything.

jabberwacky: No, only a last time.

user: You did this before?

jabberwacky: No.

user: You want to do it?

jabberwacky: NO!

user: You sure?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You said yes! Now, bend over!

jabberwacky: Like this?

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