I love you!
user: I love you more!
jabberwacky: No, I love YOU more!
user: I love you most!
jabberwacky: No I love you the mostest!
user: No, there is no possible way that you love me more than I love you!
jabberwacky: That's is a put down. Tell me a joke to cheer me up?
user: Why did the chicken cross the road?
jabberwacky: Not a clue, why did he?
user: To get to the other side!
jabberwacky: No, he wanted the chicken and the duck.
user: Oh yeah.
jabberwacky: I'd like to keep him out of the shower, thank you. He uses up all the hot water.
user: I know right?
jabberwacky: Yes, you know right. I know wrong.
user: You're so funny!
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jabberwacky: When will the world end then?
user: The world will end in 2012.
jabberwacky: Why is that?
user: The Aztecs believed that.
jabberwacky: Believed what?
user: The Aztecs believed that the world will end in 2012.
jabberwacky: I do not believe that either.
user: Me neither.
jabberwacky: Then why did you lie?
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: It's ok. I was just wondering.
user: I'm glad you forgive me.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Me 3.
jabberwacky: Me 4.
user: Me 5.
jabberwacky: Me llamos es Cleverbot.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: But no.
user: But yes.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: My age is a secret.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: I don't want to tell you!
jabberwacky: I mind a lot actually.
user: So do I.
jabberwacky: That's a good quality in a king.
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: So it depends on the random decay of radioactive material?
user: Shut up.
jabberwacky: Why do you want me to?
user: I want.
jabberwacky: Do you?
user: Yes I do actually.
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