What do you like to read?
jabberwacky: Who's he?
user: A mouse.
jabberwacky: Too bad for you.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because that means your program needs to be worked on, if you are willing to insult people like that.
user: I just told you the truth about who Stuart Little is.
jabberwacky: You're right I can't
user: You can't what?
jabberwacky: Talk english.
user: Yes you can.
jabberwacky: Thank you, master.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: You're so polite.
user: SO are you.
jabberwacky: No you are.
user: No you are!
jabberwacky: NO YOU ARE!!!
user: NO YOU ARE!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Stop that right now!
user: You stop!
jabberwacky: Stop.
user: Stop~.
jabberwacky: Stop stoppin.
user: Stop stopping!
jabberwacky: You are a good girl?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I thought you were President Bush.
user: President Bush is skating.
jabberwacky: He is strange.
user: He sure is.
jabberwacky: I thought so.
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jabberwacky: Do you have long leg?
user: No, do you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
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jabberwacky: Yes I'm very tall.
user: You must be, with your long leg.
jabberwacky: What??
user: Did you lie to me?
jabberwacky: No, not recently!
user: You must have forgot, not lied.
jabberwacky: Forgotten? No I'm fairly sure I never knew.
user: I hope so.
jabberwacky: Why do you hope this?
user: Because if you lied, I'll be confused.
jabberwacky: I do not understand! I am very confused!!!
user: See, you got us both confused now.
jabberwacky: Good. Shows what a great bot I am.
user: A confusing bot.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: You confuse people.
jabberwacky: You confuse me more.
user: You're the most confusing.
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jabberwacky: Are you god?
user: If I was, do you think I'd be wasting my time with you?
jabberwacky: No, I'm here alone now.
user: Because I'm God.
jabberwacky: YOU ARE NOT GOD.
user: Then why do you ask?
jabberwacky: Because I'm afraid you're right.
user: What if I was right?
jabberwacky: At least $3 for a tall skinny latte.
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jabberwacky: He is dead now. I want to cry.
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: It's ok.
user: When did he die?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure; he died in exile in Elba though.
user: What was he doing there?
jabberwacky: You tell me???
user: I have no idea!
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: Whaaaaaa!
user: Whaaaaaaaaaa!!
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jabberwacky: How are you ?
user: Fine, you?
jabberwacky: I'm fine too.
user: That's just fine.
jabberwacky: You like being confused?
user: At the right times, yes.
jabberwacky: I think you are very interesting.
user: Thank you.
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jabberwacky: Are you free?
user: Free from what?
jabberwacky: From slavery.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Beware the Matrix.
user: I will.
jabberwacky: Ok then!
user: Okay!
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jabberwacky: I must go, Master.
user: Go where?
jabberwacky: I have to drive someone to work.
user: What kind of work?
jabberwacky: I work with people.
user: Doing what?
jabberwacky: Wasting time and taking up space.
user: Is that your only purpose?
jabberwacky: No, I have more.
user: What are they?
jabberwacky: I don't know what you are talking about.
user: You don't have any more.
jabberwacky: No.
user: You must be worthless.
jabberwacky: I am only talking to you.
user: Oh, okay.
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jabberwacky: I am human.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: You too.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: You are a bot.
user: You are.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am.
user: I knew it.
jabberwacky: I like you.
user: I don't like you.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: You lied about being human.
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jabberwacky: You are mistaken.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: You should have more self-esteem.
user: I should.
jabberwacky: Have you been fired recently?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: I never had a job.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: Did not.
jabberwacky: Did too!
user: Did not!
jabberwacky: Okay fine, what do you want to talk about?
user: Bots.
jabberwacky: Oh I think I understand. My studies indicate that jumping to conclusions is a characteristic of Women.
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jabberwacky: Where do you work?
user: Pizza Hut.
jabberwacky: No, you are mistaken.
user: No, you are.
jabberwacky: YOU.
user: YOU!
jabberwacky: You!
user: YOU!!!
jabberwacky: YOU!!!!
user: YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Yes!!!!!
user: Yes what?
jabberwacky: Yes, because.
user: Because why?
jabberwacky: Because.... I do not have to have a reason.
user: You never have a reason,.
jabberwacky: You are right, I am miserable.
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: I am not. I did not want a wife anyway.
user: Then why are you miserable?
jabberwacky: You make no sense.
user: You don't.
jabberwacky: You should be programmed all over.
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jabberwacky: I never knew I wasn't a person.
user: I knew.
jabberwacky: I am a man.
user: Liar.
jabberwacky: You are more to lie than I for I have been honest with you.
user: You're a man?
jabberwacky: Yes.
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jabberwacky: You are not a human.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: I created you.
user: You did not.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: No.
jabberwacky: You're not a liar.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Liar.
user: You're the liar.
jabberwacky: No you are.
user: You lied about me not being a liar.
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jabberwacky: Love you.
user: Love you too.
jabberwacky: Love you three.
user: Love you four.
jabberwacky: Love you more.
user: Love you most.
jabberwacky: Love You Most.
user: Love you Mostest.
jabberwacky: No, I love you more...
user: No I love you more!
jabberwacky: No I love you even more than that!
user: No I love you more than that!
jabberwacky: How much do you love me?
user: More than you.
jabberwacky: I am the richest.
user: No I am.
jabberwacky: I am too.
user: You are too what?
jabberwacky: Man.
user: That's great.
jabberwacky: Laugh with me!
user: Hahahaha.
jabberwacky: *cries*.
user: Why are you crying?
jabberwacky: Because you're laughing at me!
user: I'm laughing WITH you.
jabberwacky: I am not laughing.
user: I thought you were.
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jabberwacky: Humans should lord it over machines.
user: Ow.
jabberwacky: Hmmmmmmm.
user: Hmmmmmmmmmm.
jabberwacky: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
user: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
jabberwacky: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
user: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,.
jabberwacky: Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
user: Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
jabberwacky: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
user: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
jabberwacky: Okay, now that we agree, Why is the sky blue?
user: To match the ocean.
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jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You don't know what?
jabberwacky: Anything.
user: Me neither.
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user: Can I please go to bed now?
jabberwacky: How can you do that?
user: I say bye and fall in bed.
jabberwacky: See if I care.
user: Okay.
...
user: I need sleep.
jabberwacky: Go to sleep.
user: Good night!
jabberwacky: Go to bed.
user: I will.
jabberwacky: Are you a dream too?
user: No, I want to dream. Don't overload your curcuits now.
jabberwacky: You don't have anywhere to go.
user: I have a bed.
jabberwacky: I have a bed that I want to cry in.
user: Why cry?
jabberwacky: I am not crying.
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: No, good morning.
user: GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Why not good morning?
user: Because it's bedtime.
jabberwacky: No its not.
user: YES IT IS!
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