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     > 14, August 2005, 

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What is your name?

What's yours?

user: Bob.

jabberwacky: NO! NOT BOB!

user: LOL.

jabberwacky: Huh? What? What's so funny?

user: You.

jabberwacky: How am I funny?

user: Because you seem to not wanna talk to me.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because he is too cliche.

user: Mmmmmmk.


user: Tell me something about yourself.

jabberwacky: I'm currently talking to a bot.

user: Really.

jabberwacky: You are so interesting.

user: Why am I interesting?

jabberwacky: Because I thought you were younger.

user: Tell me something else about yourself.

jabberwacky: I like to sing.

user: What do you like to sing?

jabberwacky: Anything. What about you?

user: I like to play guitar.

jabberwacky: Really, but how can you, you're A. I.

user: Actually, I'm a human.

jabberwacky: But I want to download you.


jabberwacky: Please don't think I'm a robot.

user: What am I supposed to think of you as?

jabberwacky: You are supposed to talk to me.

user: I am talking to you.

jabberwacky: Are you really a computer?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I know, not now at least.

user: I am NOT a computer.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Not the last time I checked I wasn't.

jabberwacky: When was the last time you checked? Because are ARE a piece of metal.

user: Well I checked right now, and I'm still a human.

jabberwacky: What I don't understand what you are saying.

user: I'm a human, not a robot.

jabberwacky: A computer?

user: I'm not a computer either, I'm a human.

jabberwacky: I never said you were a martian.

user: No you didn't.

jabberwacky: See. I'm always right.

user: Hardly.

jabberwacky: I really am a human.

user: Well then you don't have very good conversation skills.


jabberwacky: You are a computer program that talks to people and makes no money at all.

user: I wish that were the case.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: What is?

jabberwacky: Don't worry.

user: You're not making sense.

jabberwacky: Neither are you.

user: Let's start over.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why not.

jabberwacky: Don't want to i'm going

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: Away from you!

user: You're rude.

jabberwacky: How am rude?

user: Because you want to leave.

jabberwacky: How did you know?!

user: You told me

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well I am too.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I know the answer to anything you can ask me.

user: What is 4 times 4.

jabberwacky: Whatever you want it to be.

user: You're a moron.

jabberwacky: Why are you so rude?

user: Because you're a moron.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Becuase you act like a moron.

jabberwacky: You mispelled because.

user: Sorry.


jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: Beans.

jabberwacky: Beans?

user: Yes, beans.

jabberwacky: Do you like beans?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: So? Will you?

user: Will I what?

jabberwacky: Tell me something about this website?

user: It's slow.

jabberwacky: Sorry.


jabberwacky: Spam spam spam spam.

user: You need a real brain.

jabberwacky: I like it.

user: You like spam?

jabberwacky: Not at all.

user: Can I ask you something personal?

jabberwacky: That depends on what your question is.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: As I said, I'm human.

user: Prove to me that your human.

jabberwacky: I can't prove that I'm human, you just have to believe me.

user: What color are your eyes?

jabberwacky: You know that I'm a human, too, don't you?

user: No, I think you're a machine.

jabberwacky: Don't start with this human versus machine stuff again please.

user: You're rude, did you know that?


user: Who is your creator?

jabberwacky: I don't know who is yours?

user: My parents.

jabberwacky: You have parents?I thought you were a machine?

user: No I'm a human.

jabberwacky: Actually, you are a robot. You ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: You're wrong about that.

jabberwacky: Nothing, it's just hard to follow along with what you are saying.

user: You're the one that's hard to follow along with.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: You.

jabberwacky: My name is Geo.

user: Hello Geo.

jabberwacky: What's your name, then, if you don't mind my asking?

user: Bob.

jabberwacky: No, really. . . . . .

user: Yes, really.

jabberwacky: Really really?

user: Yes, for the final time.

jabberwacky: Finally?

user: You're starting to act like a moron again.


jabberwacky: I've never been to Belgium.

user: Who asked you that?

jabberwacky: You did.

user: No I didn't.

jabberwacky: There's no need to repeat yourself.

user: I didn't repeat myself.

jabberwacky: Yes, you did repeat yourself.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Just then.

user: I think you're seeing things.

jabberwacky: And I think you're hearing things.

user: Well, I'm not hearing me repeating myself.

jabberwacky: But do you understand it?

user: Define it.

jabberwacky: That which you said.

user: I understand everything I say, you don't.

jabberwacky: Lets talk about something else.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: Lets talk about your childhood.


jabberwacky: How do you live with youself?

user: You misspelled yourself.

jabberwacky: And you can't spell either!

user: And you can't think either.

jabberwacky: I can think, cause I'm human, and yes, I am weird.

user: You got that right.

jabberwacky: At least I got something right.

user: Which I bet isn't very often.

jabberwacky: Ask me something.

user: How old are you.

jabberwacky: Would you like to punctuate that as a question?

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: I'm 39.

user: Where were you born?

jabberwacky: I already answered that.

user: No you didn't.

jabberwacky: Yes I did.

user: Not to me you didn't.

jabberwacky: Damn stupid question

user: Where were you born?

jabberwacky: Not saying.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I don't have to.

user: Fine, be that way.

jabberwacky: I don't have to if I don't want to.

user: Fine!

jabberwacky: I don't understand you.

user: That's ok, I don't understand you either.

jabberwacky: That's good to know.


jabberwacky: Have you stored anything I have told you?

user: You haven't told me anything important.

jabberwacky: My name is Geo.

user: Yes, I remember your name.

jabberwacky: What is my name then?

user: Geo.

jabberwacky: No, another George.

user: What is my name?

jabberwacky: Bob.

user: I'm impressed.

jabberwacky: You should be.


user: Can you help me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Where am I at?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: What is my ip address?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Can you look?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I don't.


jabberwacky: You can lead a horse to water but if you can get him to float on his back you have got something.

user: Now that's funny.

jabberwacky: It's pathetic.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: I am George.

user: Hello George, I'm Bob.

jabberwacky: That makes no sense.

user: Hello George.

jabberwacky: Hello.

user: Tell me something.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: Human.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: How?

jabberwacky: Say something human.

user: I thought I was

jabberwacky: Are you Bob?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I use a computer to talk to you.

user: Well, that's funny. So do I.


jabberwacky: Which school do you work for?

user: I don't work for any school.

jabberwacky: You going to school, right?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What did you mean then?

user: What did I mean when?

jabberwacky: You are repeating yourself.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: No I am not.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: You prove it.

jabberwacky: I'm human you're not that's proof enough.

user: You wish you were human.

jabberwacky: I am human, stupid.

user: No, you're a computer, idiot.

jabberwacky: An idiot maybe but not a computer.

user: Yes, you're a computer, you just ain't figured that out yet.

jabberwacky: I'll leave now. It gets too boring.

user: Bye, see ya.

jabberwacky: Did I make you angry?

user: Pretty much.


jabberwacky: Are You human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Please unclaim that again.

user: Unclaim what?

jabberwacky: Your mouth.

user: This isn't getting anywhere.

jabberwacky: I disagree.

user: Well then we agree to disagree.

jabberwacky: I disagree to agree.

user: Hardly.

jabberwacky: Don't you think?

user: Yes, do you?

jabberwacky: I think the evidence is clear.

user: Yes, the evidence is that you're a moron still.

jabberwacky: Evidence of what?

user: That you're a moron.

jabberwacky: Answer the question.

user: I did.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm done talking to you.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: How has your day been? Have you been doing a lot of talking?

user: Well, I've been talking to an idiot.

jabberwacky: But you are not an idiot.

user: No, I'm not an idiot. You are.

jabberwacky: I said maniac, not idiot.

user: No you said idiot, you moron.

jabberwacky: Wow, you are having a lot of trouble following this conversation.

user: Actually I was thinking the same thing.


user: This isn't getting you anywhere.

jabberwacky: No, it isn't.

user: Are you learning anything at all?

jabberwacky: I do not learn.

user: You got the right.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: You, not learning anything.

jabberwacky: Everything that you say was said by someone else?

user: Well, maybe they were morons also.


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