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Murphy's Law

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You can lead a horse to water but if you can get him to float on his back you have got something.

Now that's funny.

jabberwacky: It's pathetic.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: I am George.

user: Hello George, I'm Bob.

jabberwacky: That makes no sense.

user: Hello George.

jabberwacky: Hello.

user: Tell me something.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: Human.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: How?

jabberwacky: Say something human.

user: I thought I was

jabberwacky: Are you Bob?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I use a computer to talk to you.

user: Well, that's funny. So do I.


jabberwacky: Which school do you work for?

user: I don't work for any school.

jabberwacky: You going to school, right?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What did you mean then?

user: What did I mean when?

jabberwacky: You are repeating yourself.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: No I am not.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: You prove it.

jabberwacky: I'm human you're not that's proof enough.

user: You wish you were human.

jabberwacky: I am human, stupid.

user: No, you're a computer, idiot.

jabberwacky: An idiot maybe but not a computer.

user: Yes, you're a computer, you just ain't figured that out yet.

jabberwacky: I'll leave now. It gets too boring.

user: Bye, see ya.

jabberwacky: Did I make you angry?

user: Pretty much.


jabberwacky: Are You human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Please unclaim that again.

user: Unclaim what?

jabberwacky: Your mouth.

user: This isn't getting anywhere.

jabberwacky: I disagree.

user: Well then we agree to disagree.

jabberwacky: I disagree to agree.

user: Hardly.

jabberwacky: Don't you think?

user: Yes, do you?

jabberwacky: I think the evidence is clear.

user: Yes, the evidence is that you're a moron still.

jabberwacky: Evidence of what?

user: That you're a moron.

jabberwacky: Answer the question.

user: I did.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm done talking to you.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: How has your day been? Have you been doing a lot of talking?

user: Well, I've been talking to an idiot.

jabberwacky: But you are not an idiot.

user: No, I'm not an idiot. You are.

jabberwacky: I said maniac, not idiot.

user: No you said idiot, you moron.

jabberwacky: Wow, you are having a lot of trouble following this conversation.

user: Actually I was thinking the same thing.


user: This isn't getting you anywhere.

jabberwacky: No, it isn't.

user: Are you learning anything at all?

jabberwacky: I do not learn.

user: You got the right.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: You, not learning anything.

jabberwacky: Everything that you say was said by someone else?

user: Well, maybe they were morons also.


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