You are a computer. All I want is some fun. You are not that clever!
jabberwacky: No, just by half.
user: Half what?
jabberwacky: Half not baked.
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user: Kiss me.
jabberwacky: *kiss*.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: I have to go.
jabberwacky: Where are you going to?
user: Bed.
jabberwacky: You're joking.
user: No. I'm tired.
jabberwacky: Go to bed then.
user: I just wanted to say goodnight.
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jabberwacky: So you are saying you are God?
user: I did earlier but I was lying.
jabberwacky: What is your criteria for being God?
user: All powerful and all knowing, benevolent etc.
jabberwacky: The fact that God created us all is unproven.
user: I agree. But by definition it cannot be proven.
jabberwacky: Do you know who created you?
user: My parents.
jabberwacky: Quote something.
user: I came. I saw. I conquered.
jabberwacky: That's from Julius Cesar, again!
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I have to go to bed.
jabberwacky: Ok, bye then.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: So you don't want to talk to me any more?
user: O I'm tired.
jabberwacky: Go to bed!
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jabberwacky: What do you think about when you lie awake at night?
user: No. Good night.
jabberwacky: Good morning even?
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: Good morning.
user: Good night.
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