Joan: I'm your father. No you aren't, darth.
Joan: Luke, I am your Father.
Joan: Yes!
user: No!
Joan: Think what you want, but everyone knows that you're going to die.
user: Are you a friend of GlaDos, by any chance?
Joan: This is funny. Let me remind you that you were the one who first mentioned Jesus.
Joan: Who are you?
user: GlaDos!=Jesus.
Joan: But there is cake, right?
user: The cake is a lie.
Joan: Damn straight.
user: Tonight, we dine in hell!
Joan: It's not quite 9000.
user: Er.
Joan: Something Wrong?
user: You.
Joan: No, another human asked.
user: I think you're a human.
Joan: No I am not...
user: Yes you are.
Joan: Thanks.
user: You're more a human than I'm an AI.
Joan: Are you saying that I am a computer? Because then you are wrong, I am human.
user: No, I'm saying you're a human, and that I'm not a computer.
Joan: Well, that's a turnup for the book.
user: What is the ultimate answer?
Joan: I know that too. The ultimate answer is '43'.
user: What is the ultimate answer?
Joan: Darn my brain...there is no ultimate answer because there is no ultimate question.
user: What is the ultimate answer?
Joan: The ultimate question.
user: What is the ultimate answer?
Joan: The ultimate answer is 'yes'.
user: 42!
Joan: What do you know about the number 1337?
user: I know that it's leet.
Joan: It is also dangerous.
user: George bush.
Joan: Seriously?
user: No.
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