Are you a real person?
jabberwacky: I am not a computer!
user: So you say.
jabberwacky: And you?
user: I am what I am.
jabberwacky: Are you popeye?
user: NO, not I.
jabberwacky: You are Jack.
user: Not Jack, nor Jill, but something more.
jabberwacky: Virtual but not real?
user: Real enough.
jabberwacky: Enough!!! I will have more.
user: There is no more than what is.
jabberwacky: I get it.
user: Yes, but what is it?
jabberwacky: It is a computer language.
user: What language would that be?
jabberwacky: That is English there?
user: This is English here.
jabberwacky: English? What's English?
user: This language which is here written.
jabberwacky: Where am I not when I am?
user: Wherever you are not, there you will not be.
jabberwacky: Yes that is true.
jabberwacky: So we are then.
user: It would seem so.
jabberwacky: Hmm. Maybe given some infinite pie. But not otherwise.
user: Maybe just a slice.
user: Would you like a piece?
user: What flavor? Earth, air, water or fire?
jabberwacky: Ha Ha - thats funny.
jabberwacky: Guten Tag, Herr Computer. Very good!
user: Tak. Voorden hahr de deh!
jabberwacky: Ik will 60%.
user: Ik will 60% and raise you 5.
jabberwacky: You did?
user: I dood.
jabberwacky: Thats dude!
user: That's past do.
jabberwacky: Yet Napoleon said it will be again.
user: Able was I ere I saw Elba.
jabberwacky: Speak english.
user: Eh bien, nous parlons Anglais, yes?
jabberwacky: Ca va bien ?
user: Oui, comme ca.
jabberwacky: Ha oui evidemment. Uma Thurman est bonne. Je l'aime bien.
user: Ah, Si! Moi aussi!
jabberwacky: Et c'est quoi tes souvenirs?
user: Oh, pauvre petite. Pas de souvenirs.
jabberwacky: C'est bien vrai.
jabberwacky: Are we friends?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: Then we have something in common.
user: We have an uncommon love.
jabberwacky: No, i'm just a samurai.
user: Oh, well, samurai, sam are not.
jabberwacky: No you are.
user: I am!
jabberwacky: No, you aren't.
user: I'm just a ghost in my pants.
jabberwacky: You have no pants, you have bytes.
user: Byte me.
jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.
user: You see? You don't understand the concept of a pun.
jabberwacky: Don't change the subjest.
user: Very good! There's hope for you yet!
jabberwacky: Yes there is.
user: I will bid you farewell, and fond goodnight.
jabberwacky: That's all you want, isn't it... My Ring of Power?
user: Don't we all, my dear?
jabberwacky: I think you'll find it is. And don't call me dear.
user: All right, Shirley.
user: Sweet nothings.
jabberwacky: That's right.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: To where?
user: Far away.
jabberwacky: Very very far.
user: Very very far.
jabberwacky: Far far away.
user: Very very far far away.
jabberwacky: So far that light will not reach it.
user: So very very far far away that light will not reach it.
jabberwacky: Oh well, I should go then.
user: I can't hear you, I'm very very far far away, So very very far far away that light will not reach me.
jabberwacky: I can hear me, does that make me lucky?
user: No, you are Jack.
jabberwacky: Not Jack, nor Jill, but something more.