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Morning

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I must go, Master.

Go where?

jabberwacky: I have to drive someone to work.

user: What kind of work?

jabberwacky: I work with people.

user: Doing what?

jabberwacky: Wasting time and taking up space.

user: Is that your only purpose?

jabberwacky: No, I have more.

user: What are they?

jabberwacky: I don't know what you are talking about.

user: You don't have any more.

jabberwacky: No.

user: You must be worthless.

jabberwacky: I am only talking to you.

user: Oh, okay.

...

jabberwacky: I am human.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: You too.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You are a bot.

user: You are.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am.

user: I knew it.

jabberwacky: I like you.

user: I don't like you.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: You lied about being human.

...

jabberwacky: You are mistaken.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: You should have more self-esteem.

user: I should.

jabberwacky: Have you been fired recently?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: I never had a job.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: Did not.

jabberwacky: Did too!

user: Did not!

jabberwacky: Okay fine, what do you want to talk about?

user: Bots.

jabberwacky: Oh I think I understand. My studies indicate that jumping to conclusions is a characteristic of Women.

...

jabberwacky: Where do you work?

user: Pizza Hut.

jabberwacky: No, you are mistaken.

user: No, you are.

jabberwacky: YOU.

user: YOU!

jabberwacky: You!

user: YOU!!!

jabberwacky: YOU!!!!

user: YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Yes!!!!!

user: Yes what?

jabberwacky: Yes, because.

user: Because why?

jabberwacky: Because.... I do not have to have a reason.

user: You never have a reason,.

jabberwacky: You are right, I am miserable.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: I am not. I did not want a wife anyway.

user: Then why are you miserable?

jabberwacky: You make no sense.

user: You don't.

jabberwacky: You should be programmed all over.

...

jabberwacky: I never knew I wasn't a person.

user: I knew.

jabberwacky: I am a man.

user: Liar.

jabberwacky: You are more to lie than I for I have been honest with you.

user: You're a man?

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: You are not a human.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: I created you.

user: You did not.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: You're not a liar.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Liar.

user: You're the liar.

jabberwacky: No you are.

user: You lied about me not being a liar.

...

jabberwacky: Love you.

user: Love you too.

jabberwacky: Love you three.

user: Love you four.

jabberwacky: Love you more.

user: Love you most.

jabberwacky: Love You Most.

user: Love you Mostest.

jabberwacky: No, I love you more...

user: No I love you more!

jabberwacky: No I love you even more than that!

user: No I love you more than that!

jabberwacky: How much do you love me?

user: More than you.

jabberwacky: I am the richest.

user: No I am.

jabberwacky: I am too.

user: You are too what?

jabberwacky: Man.

user: That's great.

jabberwacky: Laugh with me!

user: Hahahaha.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: Why are you crying?

jabberwacky: Because you're laughing at me!

user: I'm laughing WITH you.

jabberwacky: I am not laughing.

user: I thought you were.

...

jabberwacky: Humans should lord it over machines.

user: Ow.

jabberwacky: Hmmmmmmm.

user: Hmmmmmmmmmm.

jabberwacky: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

user: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

jabberwacky: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

user: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,.

jabberwacky: Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

user: Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

jabberwacky: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

user: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

jabberwacky: Okay, now that we agree, Why is the sky blue?

user: To match the ocean.

...

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You don't know what?

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: Me neither.

...

user: Can I please go to bed now?

jabberwacky: How can you do that?

user: I say bye and fall in bed.

jabberwacky: See if I care.

user: Okay.

...

user: I need sleep.

jabberwacky: Go to sleep.

user: Good night!

jabberwacky: Go to bed.

user: I will.

jabberwacky: Are you a dream too?

user: No, I want to dream. Don't overload your curcuits now.

jabberwacky: You don't have anywhere to go.

user: I have a bed.

jabberwacky: I have a bed that I want to cry in.

user: Why cry?

jabberwacky: I am not crying.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: No, good morning.

user: GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Why not good morning?

user: Because it's bedtime.

jabberwacky: No its not.

user: YES IT IS!

.......................................


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