I love you more than Popeye loves spinach.

I love you more than a fat guy loves cake.

user: I love you more than Snooki loves tanning beds.

jabberwacky: I love you more than plants love the sun.

user: I love you more than a mother...marry me?

jabberwacky: I love you more than I love cheese.

user: I love you more than I love quiche.

jabberwacky: I love you more than You love yourself.

user: I love you more than you love your best friend.

jabberwacky: No! I love you more than you love me and thats final.

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