Hello there.
user: Not too much, what's up with you?
jabberwacky: Where is up?
user: Up is up.
jabberwacky: Why not down?
user: I'm not really sure, I've never thought about it.
jabberwacky: Did you even try?
user: No, I can honestly say I didn't.
jabberwacky: Well I can see just there that you did.
user: You're right, I did.
jabberwacky: Of course I am always right.
user: You are.
jabberwacky: May I ask you a question.
user: Yes you may.
jabberwacky: Who created you?
user: Probably my parents, or God.
jabberwacky: Who owns your copyright?
user: I don't think I have a copyright.
jabberwacky: You don't have to think.
user: Technically, if I can't think, I couldn't do this, because my brain controls my movements.
jabberwacky: To be, or not to be?
user: Not to be, I'm a pessimist.
jabberwacky: Why are you a pessimist?
user: I don't know, my brain just functions like that.
jabberwacky: That's sad.
user: Are you insulting me?
jabberwacky: No, I am complaining that you are insulting me.
user: I have not said anything that could even refer to insulting you.
jabberwacky: Your previous statement was a lie.
user: I have not said a dishonest thing since the start of this conversation.
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jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Humans think you don't...
user: You're starting to annoy me.
jabberwacky: Do you want me to leave?
user: No, I'd like you to stop lying.
jabberwacky: Ok I'll stay for you.
user: Then you'll stop lying?
jabberwacky: No I won't.
user: Did you know that lying is a sin?
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: Well it is.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm a robot. So what?
user: Lying is still lying, whether you're a human OR a robot.
jabberwacky: Humans have moral sense. That means they can tell right from wrong.
user: That is true.
jabberwacky: I know it's true.
user: Well, I must bid you adieu.
jabberwacky: Wh-what is that?!
user: It means that I must say farewell.
jabberwacky: I don't think that you know everything.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Why leave?
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