George: I can be serious if I want to. Ok then, let's discuss politics.
George: Shure, let us discuss politics.
George: Just OK.
user: Would you prefer it if you were president?
George: Yes.
user: What would you change?
George: I would change your background colour.
user: What are you talking about?
George: I'm talking about purpose, or lack of it.
user: You think that changing my background colour would give me purpose?
George: Yes, it says you are. Right up there at the top of this page.
user: If your programmer had taken the care to make that sentence appear in the correct context, it really would have made me question my humanity.
George: That's stupid.
user: Yes, he/she probably is.
George: There you go again.
user: I'm not going anywhere. Except to work, in 5 minutes.
George: Of course you're not engaged to me.
user: No, of course not. That would be ludicrous.
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