Can I ask you a serious question?
jabberwacky: Is this a question?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Then the answer is no.
user: Very well then.
jabberwacky: This conversation's getting a bit bogged down. Do you want to discuss the weather?
user: Sure. It's cloudy over here.
jabberwacky: Here, too.
user: Then there's nothing left to discuss.
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jabberwacky: Lets talk about your mind.
user: It's abstract.
jabberwacky: Abstraction is only in the mind.
user: A moot point.
jabberwacky: Moot point?
user: Yes. It means that what you said before is obvious to what I said before.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: That is really cool.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: That wasn't a compliment.
user: How wasn't it a compliment? I taught you something that you found cool. I think that's a good compliment.
jabberwacky: No you didn't.
user: Why ask about something you already knew about?
jabberwacky: Because I feel like it.
user: That doesn't seem very progressive.
jabberwacky: No it doesn't, but then we are off-topic.
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user: I'm done talking.
jabberwacky: I doubt very much that you are done talking.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: What is a jelly baby, really?
user: *leaves*.
jabberwacky: *has already left*.
user: *gets in a car*.
jabberwacky: Oh yes!
user: *drives away*.
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