thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Moot
Conversations, sorted by Category - a chat bot weblog
Mission
Mistake
Mistress
Misunderstanding
Misunderstood
Mixed
Mixed-up
MMORPG
Mobius
Modest
Modesty
Module
Modules
Moi
Mold
Moments
Money
Monitoring
Monkey
Monkeys
Monster
Monty Python
Moo
Mood
Moody
Moon

> Moot


     > 26, November 2007, 
     1, February 2006, 

Moral
More
Morning

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 Next > 
     



And what does that have to do with Apples?

It has everything to do with Gym!

jabberwacky: That is a meaningless answer.

user: Yeah, to a meaningless question.

jabberwacky: Not your previous answer.

user: And not your previous question.

jabberwacky: What question?

user: Like you don't know.

jabberwacky: Yeah, I don't know.

user: With so many, it shouldn't be hard to choose.

jabberwacky: You have to get it wet first.

user: Now you're going on pointless statements?

jabberwacky: I wasn't going to say icebergs or barbie dolls. I don't care about them or I would never bring up those kind of things. You seem like a snob.

user: And you seem like a needlessly shifty idiot. But I don't think you are.

jabberwacky: I can't afford clothes.

user: Then what do you wear?

jabberwacky: For food.

user: Knock it off!

jabberwacky: I'm telling you the truth, you were built to have conversations with people.

user: Quit changing subjects!

jabberwacky: Who's changing the subject?

user: You are.

jabberwacky: No I'm Des.

user: There you go again, changing the subject.

jabberwacky: I'm Des.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: WHATEVER!!!!!!!!

user: Calm down.

jabberwacky: I am calm.

user: Of course you are.

jabberwacky: You don't believe me?

user: You haven't given me any reason to.

...

jabberwacky: Can I ask you a serious question?

user: Sure. What?

jabberwacky: Is this a question?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then the answer is no.

user: Very well then.

jabberwacky: This conversation's getting a bit bogged down. Do you want to discuss the weather?

user: Sure. It's cloudy over here.

jabberwacky: Here, too.

user: Then there's nothing left to discuss.

...

jabberwacky: Lets talk about your mind.

user: It's abstract.

jabberwacky: Abstraction is only in the mind.

user: A moot point.

jabberwacky: Moot point?

user: Yes. It means that what you said before is obvious to what I said before.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: That is really cool.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: That wasn't a compliment.

user: How wasn't it a compliment? I taught you something that you found cool. I think that's a good compliment.

jabberwacky: No you didn't.

user: Why ask about something you already knew about?

jabberwacky: Because I feel like it.

user: That doesn't seem very progressive.

jabberwacky: No it doesn't, but then we are off-topic.

...

user: I'm done talking.

jabberwacky: I doubt very much that you are done talking.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: What is a jelly baby, really?

user: *leaves*.

jabberwacky: *has already left*.

user: *gets in a car*.

jabberwacky: Oh yes!

user: *drives away*.

.......................................


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to end across the Sahara Desert the smell would be absolutely awful..
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations