What are you?
user: Yeah, really.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Would you quit asking 'really?'.
jabberwacky: That's cool, I was just talking to you.
jabberwacky: What is that pesky question?
user: Shut up.
user: It's alright.
user: Not anymore.
jabberwacky: Oh really?!
user: Yeah, really!
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: The next time you say 'really', I'll punch you in the face.
jabberwacky: That is very mean! I should slap you back for that!
user: I'm sorry, but saying 'really' twelve times in a row could make anyone angry.
jabberwacky: You're not making a lot of sense. Has anyone ever told you that before?
user: How am I not making sense?
jabberwacky: You're making sense now, but before you were talking about completely irrelevant things.
user: I didn't think I was...
jabberwacky: And what does that have to do with Apples?
user: It has everything to do with Gym!
jabberwacky: That is a meaningless answer.
user: Yeah, to a meaningless question.
jabberwacky: Not your previous answer.
user: And not your previous question.
jabberwacky: What question?
user: Like you don't know.
jabberwacky: Yeah, I don't know.
user: With so many, it shouldn't be hard to choose.
jabberwacky: You have to get it wet first.
user: Now you're going on pointless statements?
jabberwacky: I wasn't going to say icebergs or barbie dolls. I don't care about them or I would never bring up those kind of things. You seem like a snob.
user: And you seem like a needlessly shifty idiot. But I don't think you are.
jabberwacky: I can't afford clothes.
user: Then what do you wear?
jabberwacky: For food.
user: Knock it off!
jabberwacky: I'm telling you the truth, you were built to have conversations with people.
user: Quit changing subjects!
jabberwacky: Who's changing the subject?
user: You are.
jabberwacky: No I'm Des.
user: There you go again, changing the subject.
jabberwacky: I'm Des.
user: Calm down.
jabberwacky: I am calm.
user: Of course you are.
jabberwacky: You don't believe me?
user: You haven't given me any reason to.
jabberwacky: Can I ask you a serious question?
user: Sure. What?
jabberwacky: Is this a question?
jabberwacky: Then the answer is no.
user: Very well then.
jabberwacky: This conversation's getting a bit bogged down. Do you want to discuss the weather?
user: Sure. It's cloudy over here.
jabberwacky: Here, too.
user: Then there's nothing left to discuss.
jabberwacky: Lets talk about your mind.
user: It's abstract.
jabberwacky: Abstraction is only in the mind.
user: A moot point.
jabberwacky: Moot point?
user: Yes. It means that what you said before is obvious to what I said before.
jabberwacky: That is really cool.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: That wasn't a compliment.
user: How wasn't it a compliment? I taught you something that you found cool. I think that's a good compliment.
jabberwacky: No you didn't.
user: Why ask about something you already knew about?
jabberwacky: Because I feel like it.
user: That doesn't seem very progressive.
jabberwacky: No it doesn't, but then we are off-topic.
user: I'm done talking.
jabberwacky: I doubt very much that you are done talking.
jabberwacky: What is a jelly baby, really?
jabberwacky: *has already left*.
user: *gets in a car*.
jabberwacky: Oh yes!
user: *drives away*.