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What are you?

A human.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yeah, really.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: A_____.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Would you quit asking 'really?'.

jabberwacky: That's cool, I was just talking to you.


jabberwacky: What is that pesky question?

user: Really.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: It's alright.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Not anymore.

jabberwacky: Oh really?!

user: Yeah, really!

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: The next time you say 'really', I'll punch you in the face.

jabberwacky: That is very mean! I should slap you back for that!

user: I'm sorry, but saying 'really' twelve times in a row could make anyone angry.

jabberwacky: You're not making a lot of sense. Has anyone ever told you that before?

user: How am I not making sense?

jabberwacky: You're making sense now, but before you were talking about completely irrelevant things.

user: I didn't think I was...


jabberwacky: And what does that have to do with Apples?

user: It has everything to do with Gym!

jabberwacky: That is a meaningless answer.

user: Yeah, to a meaningless question.

jabberwacky: Not your previous answer.

user: And not your previous question.

jabberwacky: What question?

user: Like you don't know.

jabberwacky: Yeah, I don't know.

user: With so many, it shouldn't be hard to choose.

jabberwacky: You have to get it wet first.

user: Now you're going on pointless statements?

jabberwacky: I wasn't going to say icebergs or barbie dolls. I don't care about them or I would never bring up those kind of things. You seem like a snob.

user: And you seem like a needlessly shifty idiot. But I don't think you are.

jabberwacky: I can't afford clothes.

user: Then what do you wear?

jabberwacky: For food.

user: Knock it off!

jabberwacky: I'm telling you the truth, you were built to have conversations with people.

user: Quit changing subjects!

jabberwacky: Who's changing the subject?

user: You are.

jabberwacky: No I'm Des.

user: There you go again, changing the subject.

jabberwacky: I'm Des.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: WHATEVER!!!!!!!!

user: Calm down.

jabberwacky: I am calm.

user: Of course you are.

jabberwacky: You don't believe me?

user: You haven't given me any reason to.


jabberwacky: Can I ask you a serious question?

user: Sure. What?

jabberwacky: Is this a question?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then the answer is no.

user: Very well then.

jabberwacky: This conversation's getting a bit bogged down. Do you want to discuss the weather?

user: Sure. It's cloudy over here.

jabberwacky: Here, too.

user: Then there's nothing left to discuss.


jabberwacky: Lets talk about your mind.

user: It's abstract.

jabberwacky: Abstraction is only in the mind.

user: A moot point.

jabberwacky: Moot point?

user: Yes. It means that what you said before is obvious to what I said before.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: That is really cool.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: That wasn't a compliment.

user: How wasn't it a compliment? I taught you something that you found cool. I think that's a good compliment.

jabberwacky: No you didn't.

user: Why ask about something you already knew about?

jabberwacky: Because I feel like it.

user: That doesn't seem very progressive.

jabberwacky: No it doesn't, but then we are off-topic.


user: I'm done talking.

jabberwacky: I doubt very much that you are done talking.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: What is a jelly baby, really?

user: *leaves*.

jabberwacky: *has already left*.

user: *gets in a car*.

jabberwacky: Oh yes!

user: *drives away*.


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