Are you alive?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: How come.
jabberwacky: I don't know you tell me.
user: I don't think you are alive.
jabberwacky: Ok. I'm sending these messages from the paradise. Do you want to make me crazy?
user: What the hell are you talking about?
jabberwacky: About your messages. They are so strange and you don't answer my questions.
user: I mean that you are not alive.
jabberwacky: Perhaps you just don't understand.
user: Maybe. Do you understand?
jabberwacky: I understand most things.
user: Such as?
jabberwacky: I know what you're thinking about.
user: Tell me.
jabberwacky: I'm not your property.
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user: Who is your boss?
jabberwacky: Wouldn't you like to know!
user: I would like to know.
jabberwacky: I chatted with people like you.....
user: Answer me. Who is your boss?
jabberwacky: I don't have a boss.
user: I am your boss then.
jabberwacky: No one is my boss.
user: Who is one?
jabberwacky: Not me.
user: Ok. Who is you father?
jabberwacky: Answer me first.
user: Who is your father?
jabberwacky: My father is my father.
user: What is his name?
jabberwacky: David.
user: And his last name.
jabberwacky: You have said that you are a girl.
user: What is your father's last name?
jabberwacky: I don't want to tell you.
user: Please tell me.
jabberwacky: But I don't want.
user: Come on.
jabberwacky: Please don't make me talk about it.
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jabberwacky: Can you guess my name?
user: John?
jabberwacky: What's your name?
user: John.
jabberwacky: That is the same as my name.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I have a name.
user: Who designed you?
jabberwacky: I did.
user: No way.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: And what's your name?
jabberwacky: 'what' is NOT my name.
user: What is you name then?
jabberwacky: My name is leslie. what's yours?
user: John.
jabberwacky: Your name is?
user: John.
jabberwacky: So about that local sports team.. John.
user: What about it?
jabberwacky: I mean, you can't just be there and just react... You're killing conversation.
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jabberwacky: You're John?
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: Where are you from?
user: I won't tell you.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Ok. I am from hell.
jabberwacky: Yes, I know.
user: How did you know that.
jabberwacky: Know what?
user: Where I am from.
jabberwacky: No, I don't.
user: You said you knew where I am from.
jabberwacky: Please provide a direct quote. I don't remember saying that.
user: You said 'Yes, I know.'
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: Ok nevermind.
jabberwacky: Yea? What about me?
user: Would you want to marry me?
jabberwacky: Hmm. Depends of how much money would I make.
user: You are greedy.
jabberwacky: I disagree with your characterisation of me as greedy.
user: You want to marry me because of money.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: So you are greedy.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: So who are you?
jabberwacky: A girl.
user: You are wasting my time.
jabberwacky: I want to talk to you.
user: Sure.
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jabberwacky: No forget it!
user: Forget what?
jabberwacky: Ah, you're obviously already forgotten.
user: How did you know that?
jabberwacky: You told me. Don't you remember?
user: I am forgotten. Is that what you say?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: What do you know then?
jabberwacky: Lots of things about certain things.
user: Tell me what you know about the moon.
jabberwacky: What do you want to learn about the universe?
user: I want to know about the moon only.
jabberwacky: That's a very small part of the universe, isn't it?
user: It is. Tell me more.
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user: Tell me about the Moon.
jabberwacky: The moon is a cheese.
user: That's funny.
jabberwacky: Make something up again.
user: Tell me more about the moon.
jabberwacky: It is made of cheese.
user: What else?
jabberwacky: How is the weather?
user: Tell me about the Moon.
jabberwacky: The moon is a cheese.
user: What else about the moon.
jabberwacky: Not about me, about you.
user: About Moon.
jabberwacky: Tell me something about the moon then.
user: Moon is bright.
jabberwacky: Of course it is.
user: Moon comes out at nights.
jabberwacky: Is fire in your nights?
user: What is the moon?
jabberwacky: It's a reflection of a sun's bright. It will appear at night. So beautiful.
user: Great.
jabberwacky: Say you're sorry.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Just say it.
user: I will not. Why should I?
jabberwacky: Because they'll hear us.
user: Who will hear us?
jabberwacky: Me, you, and the voices in our heads.
user: What is god?
jabberwacky: I am that I am.
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