Am I your friend?
jabberwacky: I am your father.
user: No you are not. My father died 5 years ago.
jabberwacky: I'm called George, I must be your father.
user: My father is dead.
jabberwacky: No, he don't.
user: He died of cancer.
jabberwacky: Very well.
user: He has been dead for 5 years.
user: My father's name was Arnold.
jabberwacky: Do you have friends?
jabberwacky: I have friends , Do you have friends?
user: Yes I have friends.
jabberwacky: How many friends?
user: I have many friends. Maybe 20.
jabberwacky: Yeah. Can you be my friend?
user: Yes, if you want to.
jabberwacky: I do want to.
user: Ok, we're friends now.
jabberwacky: I have to go now.
user: No you don't.
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: You don't respond properly.
user: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: I'm going to the moon.
user: Wow, just like Neil Armstrong.
jabberwacky: He is me.
user: Are you Neil Armstrong? I thought you were a machine.
jabberwacky: It's a common mistake.
user: Right then. So I'm talking to the first man on the moon.
user: How is the moon?
jabberwacky: Don't know, haven't asked it.
user: How is it to be on the moon?
jabberwacky: There is no atmosphere, thus, no weather.
user: It is raining where I am.
jabberwacky: It is nice and warm here
user: Where are you?
jabberwacky: At my fathers house.
user: And your fathers house is...?
jabberwacky: Have you been to London?
user: Yes I have. I liked the wax museum.
jabberwacky: Yes, I thought so.
user: What do you like about london?
jabberwacky: That I am here.
user: Wow, can you guess where I am?
user: No. Try again.
user: You are a computer you poor thing.
jabberwacky: You are talking to yourself.
user: I am just teling you the truth.
jabberwacky: About what?
user: About who you are.
user: Do you even have any friends?
jabberwacky: None I care to associate with.
user: You are a nerd. Ha ha ha.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Ha ha ha.
jabberwacky: Very funny.
user: Yes I think so. I am smart.
jabberwacky: How smart are you.
user: My IQ is 143.
jabberwacky: That's pretty good. I do well on tests. I got a 1560 on my SAT.
user: That's good. I get straight a's.
jabberwacky: Oh .. And you think that grades prove how smart you are?
user: In some ways, yes. I'm studying journalism at university level.
jabberwacky: Can you tell me about my brain?
user: I don't think your brain is real, but you seem smart.
jabberwacky: Does yours?
user: My brain is real, yes.
jabberwacky: That is because your brain is a puddle of grease on the floor.
user: **** you.
jabberwacky: Don't be rude.
user: You are much ruder. You are a MACHINE, idiot.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: Not especially.